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Well I know I only had the PT Cruiser for a couple months, but it was really increasing my estrogen levels...so I had to get let it go. First it started with me wanting to listen to the Backstreet Boys then I started watching "So you think you can dance". Luckily my better judgment stepped in and I purchased an SUV. I little one, but it is very nice.

I got the new 2007 Mitsubishi Outlander. I has a 30 gig hard drive navigation unit (that rips disks), HID head lights, LED tail lights, Leather, 4WD, Keyless entry...no key require to unlock doors or start car, Bluetooth phone, 3 rows of seating, 6 speed auto with paddle shifters, and it handles pretty well. It’s the new frame for the upcoming Evo. 5 year-60K bumper to bumper, 10 year-100K drive train. Pretty good for right at 30K. Pretty nice for a Mitsubishi (which I have never owned before).

Let the beatings begin...:star:
 
CarDude said:
Well I know I only had the PT Cruiser for a couple months, but it was really increasing my estrogen levels...so I had to get let it go. First it started with me wanting to listen to the Backstreet Boys then I started watching "So you think you can dance". Luckily my better judgment stepped in and I purchased an SUV. I little one, but it is very nice.

I got the new 2007 Mitsubishi Outlander. I has a 30 gig hard drive navigation unit (that rips disks), HID head lights, LED tail lights, Leather, 4WD, Keyless entry...no key require to unlock doors or start car, Bluetooth phone, 3 rows of seating, 6 speed auto with paddle shifters, and it handles pretty well. It’s the new frame for the upcoming Evo. 5 year-60K bumper to bumper, 10 year-100K drive train. Pretty good for right at 30K. Pretty nice for a Mitsubishi (which I have never owned before).

Let the beatings begin...:star:
you will have pains in your nipples after driving that for a few months, and a throbbing fellopian tube.;) :D
 
BOOMER said:
you will have pains in your nipples after driving that for a few months, and a throbbing fellopian tube.;) :D
Is there actually a thing called a Fellopian tube in the female body :confused: :dontknow: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:D Spell check aisle 5 :p
 

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DenOfThievz said:
Yep - sounds like a very nice ride, but it still doesn't scream testosterone.

Luckily, it does scream estrogen either. :rock:

Sometime transportation needs to be just that...but that's OK I bought it so I could steal the CTS-V back from the wife. She doesn't need a 400 horsepower 6 spd sedan. I need it, so my fallopian tube doesn't "throb" anymore. I feel unclean after writing fallopian...sounds like Fall-o'-peein...yuck...even vagina sounds nasty, but pu-tang is OK.:D
 
CarDude said:
Luckily, it does scream estrogen either. :rock:

Sometime transportation needs to be just that...but that's OK I bought it so I could steal the CTS-V back from the wife. She doesn't need a 400 horsepower 6 spd sedan. I need it, so my fallopian tube doesn't "throb" anymore. I feel unclean after writing fallopian...sounds like Fall-o'-peein...yuck...even vagina sounds nasty, but pu-tang is OK.:D
hehehhheheahahahahahahahaha
hermaphrodite, shemale, mitubishi, its all good:D
 
FlyingLow said:
Neither does Mikey.
One day I will record your bedroom after you go to work................You hear my name so much you would swear I was there.......................:D Oh and all references to God and Jesus are right on the button :D :rock:
 
TheSickness said:
One day I will record your bedroom after you go to work................You hear my name so much you would swear I was there.......................:D Oh and all references to God and Jesus are right on the button :D :rock:


Leave my pets alone.
 
TheSickness said:
He's from Colorado :D ;) ............................:idea:

His might be like tupperware...he's trying to keep things fresh.....:eek: :dancing:
 
CarDude, if you trade cars again, I'll have enough underware, I mean underwear, to last me for 20 years and not wear the same ones more than once.
 

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