None of these worked for me.

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10 scientific reasons to have sex

Emailed by Dr. Azfar Hussain from Karachi, Pakistan
1. Scientific tests find that when women make love, they produce double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscles in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquillizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than Valium.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.


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Roy, get you a boat. . .

Take a woman out into the middle of Lake Michigan and tell them to put out or swim. :D
 
I'm not strong of a swimmer...and the water is cold...can you imagine what happen to the penis of an old Asian in cold water?
 
Prof said:
I'm not strong of a swimmer...and the water is cold...can you imagine what happen to the penis of an old Asian in cold water?

Those are chances I'd be willing to take! :D
 
Prof said:
I'm not strong of a swimmer...and the water is cold...can you imagine what happen to the penis of an old Asian in cold water?
In the words of a Seinfeld episode: "It looked like a scared turtle".

:D:eek::rofl::turtle:
 
Prof said:
I'm not strong of a swimmer...and the water is cold...can you imagine what happen to the penis of an old Asian in cold water?

yes i know.... after deep water diving here in our cold water i had to surch for it.... :embarassed: :embarassed: :embarassed: :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: :trytofly:
 
Tried to change it but did not have sufficient brains to get to the title to edit...will a friendly administrator please correct my title on this thread???

OK, OK...even a non-friendly administrator will do.
 
Roz-SRT said:
Those are chances I'd be willing to take! :D
I am not willing to take that chance either:(

And Prof you probably did not see any benifits because you probably have to have sex more than once a year:D :p
 
Ok Prof what is Nome of these work for me, wasnt it you that busted my balls once for spelling hahahah got ya.
 
Prof said:
Tried to change it but did not have sufficient brains to get to the title to edit...will a friendly administrator please correct my title on this thread???

OK, OK...even a non-friendly administrator will do.
:flowers: :smokin:
 
I could think of 10 reasons why they didn't work for you, but the fact that they didn't work for you is punishment enough.

:D
 

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