Official 1 LINER tread!!!

[The Itch]

Let’s hear them… Knock-Knock jokes and 1 Liners.

A horse walks into a bar and says “I’ll have a whiskey!â€￾:rock:
The bartender says “HOLY SHIT! A talking horse!!!â€￾:embarassed: :embarassed: :embarassed: :thumpdown:

Badumpbump!!! :thefinger: :thefinger: :thefinger:

 

[Black1]

2 guys walk into a bar... the 3rd one ducks.



I'll be here all night. Thanks.

 

[The Itch]

A surreal Knock-Knock Joke

Knock-Knock… Who’s there???:dontknow:







Fish!:stoned:

 

[Prof]

"Tread" on me and I will stomp your one liner.

:elefant: :elefant: :elefant: :elefant: :elefant: :elefant: :elefant: :elefant:

 

[The Itch]

Big Hands???

Those DAMN GIANT FINGERS of mine!!! It’s hard to try and type with these meat hooks!:elefant: :elefant: :elefant:

 

[Prof]

Opps, I had no idea that you were a big guy...I withdraw my comments...and humbly submit my apology before you crush my nose.

Roy


Here's a punch line anyone remember the joke?

"Hell no, he just ran out of gas!"

 

[The Itch]

So this horse walks into a bar... and the bartender asks... Why the long face...

 

[The Itch]

Opps, I had no idea that you were a big guy...I withdraw my comments...and humbly submit my apology before you crush my nose.

Roy


Here's a punch line anyone remember the joke?

"Hell no, he just ran out of gas!"

Would that be the dog running around the gas pump???

 

[Roz]

A man walks into a bar. OUCH! You would have thought he would have seen it!

 

[Prof]

Would that be the dog running around the gas pump???

No...

We had a dog in the shop and it would chase Annu every time he came over...one day Annu was asking about getting some tiny turbo chargers for his truck and asked where the dog was...I told him well we were draining the fuel lines of my ride into a pan and the dog sniffed the gas, yelped and ran about five feet and fell over...Annu immediately asked: "Did it kill him?"...Bill raised his head out of the engine compartment and said with a sly smile on his face: "Hell No Annu....

 

[Roz]

A hamburger walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."

:rofl:

 

[The Itch]

No...

We had a dog in the shop and it would chase Annu every time he came over...one day Annu was asking about getting some tiny turbo chargers for his truck and asked where the dog was...I told him well we were draining the fuel lines of my ride into a pan and the dog sniffed the gas, yelped and ran about five feet and fell over...Annu immediately asked did it kill him...Bill raised his head out of the engine compartment and said Hell No Annu....

Just rannnn outttt of gaaaa........

 

[stick]

nice breast,,,, oh I mean eyes

 

[The Itch]

I'll have you know, I'm laughing my ass off tonight!
COULD BE THE BEER!!?
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[The Itch]

She had the nicest HANDS... Oh, hi honey...

 

[Roz]

A dyslexic guy walks into a bra.

 

[The Itch]

A dyslexic guy walks into a bra.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAhhAAAAAAAAhAAAAAAAAAhhhAAAAAAHHH!!!

 

[Roz]

67.799999991% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

 

[The Itch]

67.799999991% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

:questionmark: Derrrrrr...WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHA!!! I heard that was 68.997258% SORRY!:dontknow:

 

[Roz]

Ever seen pink elephants hiding in trees? They do a good job don't they!