Subject: Old Cow
> Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one
> evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car.
> The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the old cow was killed.
>
> Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the
> owners what happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to
> lobbyists.
>
> About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his
> clothes in disarray. He was holding a half empty bottle of expensive
> wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was
> smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
>
> "What happened?" asked Hillary. "Well," the driver replied, "the
> farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their
> beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me."
>
> "My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
>
> The driver replied: "I said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver, and I just
> killed the old cow.........and things kinda got confused after
> that...."
> Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one
> evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car.
> The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the old cow was killed.
>
> Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the
> owners what happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to
> lobbyists.
>
> About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his
> clothes in disarray. He was holding a half empty bottle of expensive
> wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was
> smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
>
> "What happened?" asked Hillary. "Well," the driver replied, "the
> farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their
> beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me."
>
> "My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
>
> The driver replied: "I said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver, and I just
> killed the old cow.........and things kinda got confused after
> that...."
