Perplexing Problem!

[JeffBoyette]

Something occured to me late last night on my way home from work. While driving some distance beside a subaru sti i was waiting for traffic to clear so he could have the chance to test me. Driving through three green lights he turns of my hwy and i proceed through the next green light alone on the road, as for some reason, someone cuts off the friggin red lights after midnight. WTF!

Then it hit me... Ever since i drove this truck off the lot, I HATE catching green lights!!! Ive always bitched and complained when you take for granted the light is going to stay green then WHAM! yellow then red before you have time to get through it. Now, I anxiously wait, staring at the green light saying out loud, "come on come on damnit" Trying to make it yellow with my "brain power"

I asked my wife about this new problem, and she cant understand why ANYONE would want red lights... Can someone help me find the words to explain to her, this severe side effect of the "red button syndrome"

 

[hemibates]

Dude, when you got this "red button syndrome" thing explained to your wife sucsesfully. Please let me know so I can do the same!!!!

 

[1badnightrunner]

asking forgiveness is better than asking permisson:rock:

 

[ViperJeff]

Question: Why are you trying to explain anything to your wife?

 

[TREKER]

Question: Why are you trying to explain anything to your wife?

:withstupid: :dito:

Great one Jeff.... :rock:

 

[JTS VENOM PERFORMANCE]

Put her in the truck........let her drive it for a day or two.......that wil take care of your problem:marchmellow:

 

[Demon 8]

:damnmate: :damnmate: :damnmate: :stupido2: :stupido2: :stupido2:

Put her in the truck........let her drive it for a day or two.......that wil take care of your problem:marchmellow:

NO NO NO

 

[VIPR PWR]

She was riding shotgun down the track at the 1st panama GTG ---She should already understand ---I think she does

 

[SlvrSnake]

My wife thinks the truck is juvenile and immature. My 18 month old says, "Viipurr" everytime I push the red button and it starts up, and he loves the truck. So I guess he and I are on the same level (he's a little smarter ). Just how I want it. She will never understand.

 

[LitemUp]

Don't let her drive the truck. You'll never be able to drive it again. From that point forward she'll understand.