President Hillary

Venom Power

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One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from across

Pennsylvania Ave, where he'd been
sitting on a park bench.

He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in
and meet with
President Hillary Clinton." The Marine replied, "Sir, Mrs. Clinton is
not President
and doesn't reside here."

The old man said, "Okay" and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to
the same Marine,
"I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton". The
Marine again told
the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is not President and
doesn't reside here."

The man thanked him and again walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the
very same Marine,
saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton."
The Marine,
understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said,
"Sir, this is the third
day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mrs. Clinton. I've
told you already
several times that Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn't reside
here.
Don't you understand?"

The old man answered, "Oh, I understand you, I just love hearing your
answer!"

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow."
 
Anthony shoots.....................He SCORES.......................!!!!!!!!!!!!

Django
 
Silverback said:
FUCKING BULLS EYE.:) :D :rock:

Funny you should mention "Bulls" Silver... I got into an argument with my daughter's mother earlier this week. She argued that I should have been more like a stud bull when we were together. She continued by stating that a stud bull takes care of business 8 times a week. I replied that they do, but never with the same cow twice...haha.... Yeah, we're never getting back together....lol.....
 
Venom Power said:
Funny you should mention "Bulls" Silver... I got into an argument with my daughter's mother earlier this week. She argued that I should have been more like a stud bull when we were together. She continued by stating that a stud bull takes care of business 8 times a week. I replied that they do, but never with the same cow twice...haha.... Yeah, we're never getting back together....lol.....

Good one VP.:D I will have to remember that one.:rock:
 

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