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Venom Power

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A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard.
Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him.

He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could
have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in
frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection,
dropping her cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked
up into the face of a very serious Police officer. The officer ordered
her to exit her car with her hands up.

He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger
printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of
hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was
escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was
waiting with her personal effects.


He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind
your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in
front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him.


"I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would
Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper
sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.


Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."
 
Venom Power said:
A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard.
Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him.

He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could
have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in
frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection,
dropping her cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked
up into the face of a very serious Police officer. The officer ordered
her to exit her car with her hands up.

He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger
printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of
hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was
escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was
waiting with her personal effects.


He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind
your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in
front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him.


"I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would
Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper
sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.


Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."

HeHeHe...good one.
 
Do as I say not as I do......kay
 
LOLOLOL you dont know how much truth there is to that!

Especially in my line of work!

I come up on a slow ride nowadays and go to pass?....

See a little chrome fishy on back......

Best just back off, cause they will chase you down and pass your rig back!LOLOL

Then cut you off while throwin a soccor ball at ya, plus a finger or two:D


No offense to the Christian side of the forum, but those fishy's are a tale tale theres a jerk in the drivers seat, and yes I do know what they stand for and where they come from, whereas most that have them dont even know where the little fishy started:2in1:
 
Silent D said:
I don't even know where to start on this one...............

SD
I can say from personal contact. It's true Fishy badge Bastages suck as drivers and are almost as bad as our slant eyed brethren :D Now someone please defend that remark to me. I will say that I lived in Rowland Heights, Ca and worked in Garden Grove for many years in a previous life and my remarks are not meant to offend....Just enlighten :rock:
 
Dude No Lie! My wife and I are in Real Estate and I can't count how many times someone or a couple has told me their "good christians" and every time it's the worst transactions I've ever had. Now when they say that I say gosh sorry I can't help you. LMAO!!!!!!!!:confused:
 
Rockin Ronnie said:
Dude No Lie! My wife and I are in Real Estate and I can't count how many times someone or a couple has told me their "good christians" and every time it's the worst transactions I've ever had. Now when they say that I say gosh sorry I can't help you. LMAO!!!!!!!!:confused:

Yep. Thought I had my house sold to some "Good Christians" a few years ago. They backed out the day they were supposed to sign. Bastards.
 
A week before my wife and I were to get married, the minister backed out on performing the ceremony saying "He didn't think my wife and I were compatible and our marriage would end in divorce". That was sixteen years ago and we are still going strong. Thing is....he's been married and divorced. I have found that those who have to go around telling you they're a good Christian, usually aren't.
 
We live in what use to be a small town (Sumner, Wa) I stopped the other day to let a gal turn in front of me across traffic in a 25mph zone and the guy behind me actually laid on the horn and flipped me off for stopping traffic for a second. I hear you brother!!:confused:
 

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