Priest and Rabbi (GOOD ONE!)

[supercar1of1]

A priest and a rabbi were reading one day at the library. After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you eat no pork?"

The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our laws."

The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?"

The rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich." The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.

A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"

The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."

The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"

The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith." The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for about five minutes.


Finally, the rabbi said,

"Beats the hell out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"







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[TheSickness]

Hahahahahaha nothin better than under age boys to wet the faithfuls appetite :marchmellow:

 

[supercar1of1]

Hahahahahaha nothin better than under age boys to wet the faithfuls appetite :marchmellow:

That's funny I had forgotten about all that scandal, but you are right.




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[TheSickness]

That's funny I had forgotten about all that scandal, but you are right.




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Far easier to point out all that I am right on, then do an endless search and find nothing I have been wrong about