Purchase or Lease?????? You Decide

[supercar1of1]

The Math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
This is Heather.

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!
This is Kristen.

Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

Sometimes leasing makes far more sense than a purchase.







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[bmako]

you have wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy tooooooooooooo much time on your hands

 

[supercar1of1]

you have wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy tooooooooooooo much time on your hands

All my time is my time, (RETIRED*)!


* I was tired yesterday, and I'm RETIRED today!





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[TheSickness]

Why buy the Cow when you can have the Milk for free

 

[ChrisAZ]

Paul McCartney is the dumbest M-fer on the planet. Why didn't he have a pre-nup? Not to mention, why would he even get married again? What a tool! He has my vote for fuckhead of the century.

 

[Venom Power]

Dang super.. You sure know how to put things into perspective. I need you as my financial counselor..

And I thought Paul was all washed up with no dough already. The Beatles haven't put out anything new for.. well longer than I care to count. Heather Mills looks like a dog and must have cleaned him out completely. Being a celebrity sucks.

 

[TREKER]

Now start doing those calcs for yourself and see how much we pay based on how often we get it or used to get it...

 

[ChrisAZ]

I'd prefer to take free test drives of various models on a regular basis and not purchase or lease. Don't even give your phone number unless you want nagging calls. That's the way I will do it if I am ever in the market again.

 

[MG42pillbox]

Yup, always lease when you know is not 4eva!

 

[supercar1of1]

Dang super.. You sure know how to put things into perspective. I need you as my financial counselor..

And I thought Paul was all washed up with no dough already. The Beatles haven't put out anything new for.. well longer than I care to count. Heather Mills looks like a dog and must have cleaned him out completely. Being a celebrity sucks.

Yes, what is funny, two of my Ex's have been calling me, but I think I like being a happy hermit, 0-drama, 0-stress, 0-maintenance, 0-responsibility.




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[Venom Power]

Yes, what is funny, two of my Ex's have been calling me, but I think I like being a happy hermit, 0-drama, 0-stress, 0-maintenance, 0-responsibility.




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Those are impressive numbers.. They're 0000-kay in my book. Everytime I come back to the states I have perfect blood pressure after being far away from my daughter's mother. I'll stay single thanks.. :dontknow: Hey it's financially beneficial too.

 

[supercar1of1]

Those are impressive numbers.. They're 0000-kay in my book. Everytime I come back to the states I have perfect blood pressure after being far away from my daughter's mother. I'll stay single thanks.. :dontknow: Hey it's financially benefical too.

Yea, That's what I meant by 0-maintenance. I paid 6k+ for a piece of jewelry
she went nuts over, and only a few weeks later, she hit me with,"I don't think you care about me."

When I responded that I don't buy 6k+ jewelry for people I don't care about, she said,"well that was a long time ago." :hmmmm2: :hmmmm: :banghead:

I told her there is a guy named 'Bill Gates' she needed to hook up with.:eviltongue: :eviltongue: :bootyshake: :ciao: :vroam:



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[jrgnd]

Funniest and most on the money post around here in a long time...

 

[Wifey]

Maybe it isn't true that dumbs are really blonde - seems like Heather made out better than the brunette does :dontknow: of course if the brunette is only 22 she still has years worth of work to do to catch up to Heather so that says something for there being wisdom with years also

 

[iraqivet01]

Dang super.. You sure know how to put things into perspective. I need you as my financial counselor..

And I thought Paul was all washed up with no dough already. The Beatles haven't put out anything new for.. well longer than I care to count. Heather Mills looks like a dog and must have cleaned him out completely. Being a celebrity sucks.

He got enough money to choke a herd of cows. The Beatles album are still selling like hot cakes.