Reminds me of the farmer whose rooster was getting quite old. So, he bought a new one and set him out in the chicken yard.
The young rooster strutted up to the old one and told him to take a hike- saying that he was taking over the chicken yard. The old rooster informed him of the fact that this was simply not how things worked. He informed the young rooster that they'd have to race around the barnyard first. Winner take all.....
The young rooster agreed to the race. But before they began, the old rooster requested (that in all fairness) he should have a head start, to which the young rooster agreed.
So the old rooster took off running.
The young rooster gave the old one a good head start and eventually took off running, too. He ran so fast that (in no time) he was right up on the old roosters tailfeathers - Suddenly the farmer stepped out the backdoor and BOOM.... blew the young rooster away with a 12 guage....
Ther farmer throws down the shotgun and screams, "Damn...! That's the third queer rooster I've had to shoot this week"....
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