Racing and Caroling...?!? HUH?

[Venom Power]

Oh, Christmas tree, oh, Christmas tree, of all the trees most lovely;
Oh, Christmas tree, oh, Christmas tree, I’ll heat my tires til’ they’re stick-y.
You illuminate in pitch dark night,
We're ready, set.. then “GOâ€￾.. green lights.

Oh, Christmas tree, oh, Christmas tree, how bright your leaves how plenty;
I’m shifting gears; the crowd will cheer as we run the thirteen-twenty
And if I lose then I just might,
Go run another throttle fight.

Oh, Christmas tree, oh, Christmas tree how steady lights are changing
I crossed the line in record time with high octane for rac-ing.
The time slip shows I should be equipped;
To bring a helmet to the next drag strip trip.

Oh, Christmas tree, oh, Christmas tree, of all the trees most lovelyyyyy.

 

[JTS VENOM PERFORMANCE]

on the twelth day of christmas my true love gave to me........twelve speeding tickets

on the eleventh day of christmas my true love gave to me...........eleven second run

on the tenth day of christmas my true love gave to me.........ten gallons of gas

on the ninth day of christmas my true love gave to me.....nine credit card bills

on the eighth day of christmas my true love gave to me.........eight days in jail

on the seventh day of christmas my true love gave to me........seven brand new speakers

on the sixth day of christmas my true love gave to me.........six new billet interior parts

on the fifth day of christmas my true love gave to me.......five smacks on the head for the nine credit cards

on the fourth day of christmas my true love gave to me.........four brand new tires

on the third day of christmas my true love gave to me..........three new exhaust parts

on the second day of christmas my true love gave to me...........two inches of lowering

on the first day of christmas my true love gave to me...............a swift kick in the ass for buying this money pit!!!