Real Friends

[OCBob]

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;
"because you are my friend"

 

[Brat]

with a friend like that who could ask for anything else.

 

[Silverback]

with a friend like that who could ask for anything else.

Yep.:rock:

 

[Django]

When you go into town and received two hummerz, will you come over and give me one of them?

SD

 

[DrPierceMD]

When you go into town and received two hummerz, will you come over and give me one of them?

SD

Sure............Do you want one in Red or Yellow.

 

[irish boy]

liked that alot.....in fact i just put it in a email and sent it to my friends.

 

[6pakattack]

Now that's a friend !!!