Redneck!.....a different take.

099 FEVER

Member
Supporting Member
Joined
May 4, 2007
Messages
255
Reaction score
22
You Might Be a Redneck...a different take





You might be a redneck if:...

It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'

You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You bow your head when someone prays.

You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.

You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.

You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

God Bless the USA !



IN GOD WE TRUST
 
I'm a redneck to I guess :D Cept they can keep the 10 commandments part of it....Sunday school and church is enough for me seeing it.
 
!00% Redneck.............Now to find my cousin, I need a new sister:p :p :D
 
LIFE IS NOT A JOURNEY TO THE GRAVE WITH THE INTENTION
OF ARRIVING SAFELY IN A PRETTY AND WELL PRESERVED BODY,
BUT RATHER TO SKID IN BROADSIDE, THOROUGHLY USED UP AND TOTALLY WORN OUT,LOUDLY PROCLAIMING,"WOW WHAT A RIDE"
 
099 FEVER said:
You Might Be a Redneck...a different take





You might be a redneck if:...

It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'

You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You bow your head when someone prays.

You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.

You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.

You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

God Bless the USA !



IN GOD WE TRUST


Redneck HELL.... That's just being NORMAL... :)
 
TheSickness said:
Who died and made you spokesperson for everything Redneck :D I chew redneck enough I'd think :D
read what you just wrote. you cant even speak like a redneck:D grew up in california. please:elefant: plus you have a ghey avatar.
 
TheSickness said:
Who died and made you spokesperson for everything Redneck :D I chew redneck enough I'd think :D

Eddie's from south Alabama, he's qualified to speak on our behalf. :D
 
Scrambler1 said:
Eddie's from south Alabama, he's qualified to speak on our behalf. :D
:congrats: :congrats: :congrats: :congrats: :congrats: :congrats: :congrats: :congrats: :congrats: :congrats: :congrats: :congrats: :congrats: :congrats:
 
lol Mikey's just a redneck at heart. probably need him to put up a bit tittied woman in his avatar and talk shit about obama for at least a week to qualify though....lol
 

Latest posts

Support Us

Become A Supporting Member Today!

Click Here For Details

Back
Top