Redneck Vasectomy

[OCBob]

A Kentucky couple, both certified rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed". The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision--why after nine children, would they choose to do this.

The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of every ten children being born in the United States was Mexican, and they didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.

 

[Texas Yellow Fever]

Now that's funny right there!!! LMAO!!!

 

[ramviper10]

lol wow thats some funny shit

 

[JTS VENOM PERFORMANCE]

LOLOLOL gotta do whatcha gotta do!!!!!!!

we use rubber bands down here! cuple weeks and they jus drop off

 

[Wifey]

Rednecks

 

[Django]

Okey dokey then.......lol....

SD

 

[JTS VENOM PERFORMANCE]

Beats the heck outta smacken em with a hammer on a stump so they jsut loose circulation and drop off:rock:

 

[Manic]

Beats the heck outta smacken em with a hammer on a stump so they jsut loose circulation and drop off:rock:

Should of just left it with the rubber bands... :afraid: :stickyman:

 

[JTS VENOM PERFORMANCE]

course now we have done it the easy quick way.......


Take a long blade knife, leave it in the fire till red hot...

Grab the ol boys sack.... whackem with the blade and then lay it on top to seal the wound...


only problem is ...your balls had to be bigger than his to do it

 

[Prof]

Beats the heck outta smacken em with a hammer on a stump so they jsut loose circulation and drop off:rock:

Daaaaaamn! I felt that comment. OUCH!