Rules of verbal communication for Silent D

[Big Perm]

When promulgating your esoteric cogitations, or articulating your superficial sentimentalities and amicable philosophical or psychological observations, beware of platudinous ponderosity. Let your conversational communications possess a clarified conciseness, a compacted comprehensibleness, coalescent consistency, and a concatenated cogency. Eschew all conglomerations of flatulent garrulity, jejune babblement, and asinine affectations.

Let your extemporaneous descantings and unpremeditated expatiations have intelligibility and veracious vivacity, without rodomontade or thrasonical bombast. Sedulously avoid all polysyllabic profundity, pompous prolixity, psittaceous vacuity, ventriloquial verbosity, and vaniloquent vapidity. Shun double-entendres, prurient jocosity, and pestiferous profanity, obscurant or apparent!!

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LMFAO :rock:

Thanks for the morning funnae....

 

[outnumbered]

LMFAO :rock:

Thanks for the morning funnae....

Although humorous, also view at it as a small tribute to one of the most articulate writers I have come across.

 

[TheSickness]

I gotta eat some doggy doo here, just for the record....

It's stalactite and stalagmite............

I always thought it was stalagtite and stalagmite.....

I stand corrected..... ...yikes....

D

LOLOLOL I cant believe that I won :dontknow: Hehehehehe Ok since you can admit that openly. I guess it's my turn LOLOLOL I cheated my Ass off and used Spell checker I spelled it wrong 7 ways to Sunday and my spelling was so bad that I think I confussed the computer But are you sure on your spelling How bout Stalagmite maybe LOLOLOL

 

[Prof]

LOLOLOL I cant believe that I won :dontknow: Hehehehehe Ok since you can admit that openly. I guess it's my turn LOLOLOL I cheated my Ass off and used Spell checker I spelled it wrong 7 ways to Sunday and my spelling was so bad that I think I confussed the computer But are you sure on your spelling How bout Stalagmite maybe LOLOLOL

I was going to recommend a dictionary...but alas, you have to know how to spell a little bit to find a word, so maybe you just need a secretary...maybe we could just moderate you but only for spelling...