Scared another driver today...

[azpyroguy]

I think I made a women pee in her pants or spill her drink this morning in a Silver POS Malibu on the way to work...she cut me off with about 3 inches to spare while coming up to a intersection causing me to lock up my brakes to keep from rearending her... she had her windows down, and when we both turned after I straighted the truck out I dropped the hammer passing her with tires spinning all the into gear when I finally backed out of it... she promptly pulled over and into a gas station after that with a frighten look on her face.

I tell you oblivious people and their driving habits are a major pet peave of mine...

I am not saying I condone road rage... but this time it was kinda fun.. she got what she had coming to her.. hope she had to go pee pee or soak up her mess...maybe next time she will learn before cutting off someone else..but thse types of people never learn...until they get hit by a much larger vehicle.. even then some are so thick headed the message does not make it through. :dontknow:

 

[ViperJeff]

BTW, I'm sure she's telling everyone about the ASS in the truck......

But her conscience will be eating at her for days, you may have just saved her life, not everyone is attentive while driving and if she's smart, she will drive smarter from now on.

 

[ROKTMAN]

The exact reason for 155db train horns.

 

[azpyroguy]

Oh.. I am pretty sure she is at work saying all kinda of "nice" things about "the ASS in the Black Truck". These people know what they did wrong, but are too conceited to admit it... so they live life in a lie thinking that the world is made up of pink stuffed animals, and foo-foo drinks.

A very similar thing happened a few years back with my F-350 Dually Diesel (I think I posted it here), got cut off at 60mph on the freeway in a red convertable bimmer then she slammed on brakes while she was on the phone... I had a 160db train horn, and emptied the 4 gallon air tank... she dropped the phone, and I ran over it...

I try very hard to stay attentive while driving... thats how I have been able to keep my vehicles nice and wreck free...

BTW, I'm sure she's telling everyone about the ASS in the truck......

But her conscience will be eating at her for days, you may have just saved her life, not everyone is attentive while driving and if she's smart, she will drive smarter from now on.

 

[Ram From Hell]

The exact reason for 155db train horns.

I was hoping that was where he was going with this!!!:evil:

 

[greatone61]

I try very hard to stay attentive while driving... thats how I have been able to keep my vehicles nice and wreck free...

That brings up something that always pisses me off....when I go to the store I park in the most furthest place where there isn't a car for a mile....you know what happens....some dipshit goes and parks not just next to me, but up in my ass and leaves a nice mark.....

 

[ViperJeff]

That brings up something that always pisses me off....when I go to the store I park in the most furthest place where there isn't a car for a mile....you know what happens....some dipshit goes and parks not just next to me, but up in my ass and leaves a nice mark.....

You can always be a jerk like me, I do the same thing but I take it one step further, park at an angle and take up 4 spots.

 

[azpyroguy]

That brings up something that always pisses me off....when I go to the store I park in the most furthest place where there isn't a car for a mile....you know what happens....some dipshit goes and parks not just next to me, but up in my ass and leaves a nice mark.....

Yeah... and its allways some POS... as if they are trying to make a statement "look at me... I parked way out here next to nice truck"

Thats when its fun to have a dozen rotten eggs that have sat in the sun for says about a week or two... and carefully carry them with you.. and when a dipshit like that parks next to you.. only hope he has a sun roof, and kindly drop the eggs into his interior... the smell will never go away, even with a deep cleaning.. the interior has to be replaced...=) just kidding.. I would never do such a thing...

 

[DenOfThievz]

That brings up something that always pisses me off....when I go to the store I park in the most furthest place where there isn't a car for a mile....you know what happens....some dipshit goes and parks not just next to me, but up in my ass and leaves a nice mark.....

Those people simply need to be seriously injured. There is really no other way to address it. Broken nose, maybe leg or arm. Should prevent a relapse into this kind of stupid behavior.

Unfortunately, the one and only time this happened to me where the dumbasses parked right by my truck, I had my whole family out with me - wife, daughters, son.

So instead of kicking their asses, I just walked right up to their little teen-dork-boy asses in their mom's Taurus, leaned on their window sill and asked "How are you little girls doing? Nice car, by the way!", all the while with my wife hollering at me from the truck to stop it and get in the truck.

The terrified look on these kids faces, and the fact neither one would even look at me, was enough to tell me they already got more than they had bargained for. So I just said "Watch your backs, ladies!" and walked back to my truck.

My wife was pissed beyond belief. :dontknow:

 

[azpyroguy]

You can always be a jerk like me, I do the same thing but I take it one step further, park at an angle and take up 4 spots.

That works also.. but then you run into the a-hole that will key you out of spite because he can not afford such a nice vehicle... even if you are parked in the south 40...believe me I have seen them all types of these people and never cease to amaze me... most are poster childs for birth control.

 

[silversrt]

AMEN!!!!! I have the same idiotic people where I live. Pisses me off so much.
And my wife dosent understand the reason for me being so irritated at this.

That brings up something that always pisses me off....when I go to the store I park in the most furthest place where there isn't a car for a mile....you know what happens....some dipshit goes and parks not just next to me, but up in my ass and leaves a nice mark.....

 

[azpyroguy]

Oh.. I like this approach....:rock: :rock:

Those people simply need to be seriously injured. There is really no other way to address it. Broken nose, maybe leg or arm. Should prevent a relapse into this kind of stupid behavior.

Unfortunately, the one and only time this happened to me where the dumbasses parked right by my truck, I had my whole family out with me - wife, daughters, son.

So instead of kicking their asses, I just walked right up to their little teen-dork-boy asses in their mom's Taurus, leaned on their window sill and asked "How are you little girls doing?", all the while with my wife hollering at me from the truck to stop it and get in the truck.

The terrified look on these kids faces, and the fact neither one would even look at me, was enough to tell me they already got more than they had bargained for. So I just said "Watch your backs, ladies!" and walked back to my truck.

My wife was pissed beyond belief. :dontknow:

 

[DrPierceMD]

Those people simply need to be seriously injured. There is really no other way to address it. Broken nose, maybe leg or arm. Should prevent a relapse into this kind of stupid behavior.

Unfortunately, the one and only time this happened to me where the dumbasses parked right by my truck, I had my whole family out with me - wife, daughters, son.

So instead of kicking their asses, I just walked right up to their little teen-dork-boy asses in their mom's Taurus, leaned on their window sill and asked "How are you little girls doing? Nice car, by the way!", all the while with my wife hollering at me from the truck to stop it and get in the truck.

The terrified look on these kids faces, and the fact neither one would even look at me, was enough to tell me they already got more than they had bargained for. So I just said "Watch your backs, ladies!" and walked back to my truck.

My wife was pissed beyond belief. :dontknow:

The wives just never understand. I get the same shit from my wife, when I do stuff like that. Ofcourse after I am laughing my ass off and she is just sitting there steaming.

 

[mauiSRT/10]

The wives just never understand. I get the same shit from my wife, when I do stuff like that. Ofcourse after I am laughing my ass off and she is just sitting there steaming.

But sometimes they do.................on Sunday I had a rental POS mustang convert complete with 4 ugly women in it just blow through a stoplight not yeilding to traffic ( ie me). My GF got so pissed, started calling them bitches and asked me to pull up next to them so she could yell at em. We get to them at the next light but they are on my side so I just give them the big stink eye!!!! Light went green and I casualy pulled ahead then crossed right over in front of them....................they spent the next 20 miles staying far behind me!!!

I prefer the hammer it approach AZ had, but I am still breaking in the gears. LOL

patrick

 

[TheSickness]

But sometimes they do.................on Sunday I had a rental POS mustang convert complete with 4 ugly women in it just blow through a stoplight not yeilding to traffic ( ie me). My GF got so pissed, started calling them bitches and asked me to pull up next to them so she could yell at em. We get to them at the next light but they are on my side so I just give them the big stink eye!!!! Light went green and I casualy pulled ahead then crossed right over in front of them....................they spent the next 20 miles staying far behind me!!!

I prefer the hammer it approach AZ had, but I am still breaking in the gears. LOL

patrick

OMG Not the .......STINK EYE LOL !!!!!!! Anything but the STINK EYE................LMFAO.........:adore: :adore: :captain: :rofl: :rofl:
It's the Pony Tail Patrick....They think your Steven Segal...Stink eye has not worked in I dont know :dontknow: 40 years...LOL Sink Eye worked back in the Leave it to Beaver days....Geepers Wally, Mrs' Ruthoford sure did give you the Stink Eye.....

 

[greatone61]

Or you can donate some sperm on the car......

 

[Hamrhead]

I tell you oblivious people and their driving habits are a major pet peave of mine...

maybe next time she will learn before cutting off someone else..but thse types of people never learn...until they get hit by a much larger vehicle.. even then some are so thick headed the message does not make it through. :dontknow:

Welcome to my life...Why should they bother to learn when they can sue instead??

Dave's right - Train Horns!!:rock:

 

[azpyroguy]

Very True... I had thought about installing a pen size remote camera behind the grille (About $40.00 each), connected to a digital memory recorder that will record up to as much space you have 1GB = 20-25 minutes....

I know geeky solution... but would it not be so much fun to first have the cop ask them for their story, then you tell him your story, only to play back the "video" of the incident clearing showing them at fault.... and have them be arrested for lying about a accident, total investment including camera and recorder with LCD screen is about $200.00, and can run off of +12v DC.

:hmmmm:

 

[v8eater]

...stink eye...

My specialty! I don't road-rage; I drive like a frigg'n psycho!:evil:

 

[klmore]

Those people simply need to be seriously injured. There is really no other way to address it. Broken nose, maybe leg or arm. Should prevent a relapse into this kind of stupid behavior.

Unfortunately, the one and only time this happened to me where the dumbasses parked right by my truck, I had my whole family out with me - wife, daughters, son.

The best (worst) way to get even I've seen recently was to use paint stripper.

I had a 05 Mustang come into my shop that someone had poured Aircraft Remover brand paint stripper from front to back on it. It dripped behind the tail lamps down the inner body panels, in the entire truck trough. It melted any and all plastic it touched including the tail lamps, headlamps, and both bumpers. It was a mess. Not only did it cost $6k to fix it, but the evil bastard who did it also hit the rental car she was in when the Mustang was in the shop. She had to pay two deductibles for two claims.

Man what I would do if someone did that to my car.