So ya think your fast? "asks the redneck"

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So im here in West Palm getting some 93 octaine for my baby.. im just paying and walking out of the store and this buck toothed redneck rolls up on me and says.. is that your viper truck ? ya it is ! So ya think your fast??? Umm why what do you have ? he glances over his sholder , I look over his sholder and ask again umm ya so what do you have since i didnt see anything just some regular veichels .. i thought maybe this redneck has something parked around the corner that i cant see maybe a rustang all hoped up who konws... he then turns around and proceds to point at a new base model 4x4 "brownish gold" dodge 1500 ,, so i say umm ya so ?? hes like "well ive got one of thoes satalite downloaded programs in my computer cost me $1000.00" once again i say and ??? and he proceds to say So you think your fast? .. Much faster than you ever will be sir dont even waste my time... Umm so do them trucks come factory with the srt-10 .. umm yes they do.. OH!! .. well thanks for your time sir... ok bye
 
:hmmmm: How many times in that conversation did his dip make him spit? I heard about the satellite downloads for the RAM computers.. I think Direct TV or Cingular sells a satellite subscription to make Dodge trucks faster.... that idiot:bird: .
 
lol not sure what he was smoking .. but aparently like venom says i think he has """"Direct TV or Cingular sells a satellite subscription to make Dodge trucks faster.... that idiot:bird: ."""

Maybe the porn chanel from his dish gives him a few more hp




and he may of had some aluminum foil on his teeth .. he had a couple gold and silver teeth in there along with many brown rotten teeth .. was a nice lil mix..
 
Well I hope you told him to get on the 'puter and come and introduce himself, and his f-a-s-t 1500 at www.nloc.net .:D :p
 

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