Some days you just can't win...

[Texas Yellow Fever]

One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing
your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What is this?' he said to himself
as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?'

She replied, 'It's not talcum powder; it's Miracle Grow'

 

[5_0_BAIT]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! Good One Steve

 

[GADodgetech]

His was better

 

[TNVIPER]

LOL.....

 

[GriffsSRT]

lol...........hahaha

 

[Demon 8]

She asked "Who are you going to please with that?"
He smiled and said "ME!!!"
Break out the slimfast

 

[SilvrSRT10]

Do you think that Miracle Grow thing could really work???:dontknow:

 

[Demon 8]

Worth a shot! Let me know how that works out

 

[FATJACK]

Don't work, I have tried everything!!!

 

[HOT RAM]

A man tells his wife one day that he wants her to start running toilet paper between her boobs every day.
The wife asks "why ?"
The husband replies, "You've been running it between your butt everyday for years and just look how big that has grown."

 

[Yellow venom]

LMAO!! too funny