Someone's Skeered!

[Nowwhat]

Stinky....see below for the class specifics of the people you can call out

10.59 - 11.00 anyone anytime
11.01 - 11.49 Blake, Jack, Zex, Me
11.50 - 12.59 Anyone with a power adder
12.60 - 13.50 Anyone sober
13.51 and above (that is you Stinky) can call out:

Uniboy
Ferraritruck
Sickness
Prof (in his Volvo only)
Rocktman

 

[JTS VENOM PERFORMANCE]

Come pick us up Stinky,.....


OK Jack is all up for bringing the trucks out. All it requires is for us to buy a 48' gooseneck trailer, drive 4500 miles round trip in Jack's Diesel, sell the trailer on E-bay when we get back 9 DAYS later all for 1 or 2 runs against a 14 second truck....but I thought since there is a 50-50 chance that it will rain that weekend anyway...that we could just fly out....get shitfaced drunk, laugh, eat and drag your truck while you are someplace dancing the Shakira...:dontknow:

As far as a call out....since you have the big rig....why not come out to Vegas with your truck and I will spank your silly homemade hair-dryer redneckmobile up and down the track..... ...bwwahahhahaha....hehee....btw you need to do better than a 14 before you can call out anyone other than Uniboy....

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lololoololol I'll stand at the end of the track,dance like shakira,with sushi in one hand,the trophy in the other all while wearing a muu muu!!lololololooolol

have you checked ya'lls rear axles?

are you sure you didn't get 2.73's fo your axle ratio?lolololol

SKEERED!!!!!

 

[UNIBOY]

Stinky....see below for the class specifics of the people you can call out

10.59 - 11.00 anyone anytime
11.01 - 11.49 Blake, Jack, Zex, Me
11.50 - 12.59 Anyone with a power adder
12.60 - 13.50 Anyone sober
13.51 and above (that is you Stinky) can call out:

Uniboy
Ferraritruck
Sickness
Prof (in his Volvo only)
Rocktman

I hope it rains in Bakersfield on Sat.

 

[Dominick572]

are you sure you didn't get 2.73's fo your axle ratio?lolololol

SKEERED!!!!!

Now Im glad I waited on the group buy!

 

[JTS VENOM PERFORMANCE]

Stinky....see below for the class specifics of the people you can call out

10.59 - 11.00 anyone anytime
11.01 - 11.49 Blake, Jack, Zex, Me
11.50 - 12.59 Anyone with a power adder
12.60 - 13.50 Anyone sober
13.51 and above (that is you Stinky) can call out:

Uniboy
Ferraritruck
Sickness
Prof (in his Volvo only)
Rocktman

I can beat all those guys.............



to the buffett!lolololol

heck one ofem would trip over his shoe strings.....feet are too fat !!lololol

 

[Nowwhat]

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are you sure you didn't get 2.73's fo your axle ratio?lolololol

SKEERED!!!!!

Doesn't matter won't have the parts needed to install that biatch before Nats anyway....

 

[Nowwhat]

I hope it rains in Bakersfield on Sat.

below the belt.....I hope urchins get put on the endangered species list....

 

[SilvrSRT10]

Dave, just cut a hole in your cab through the floor and Flinestone his ass. Then Id say odds are against Stinker!

Yabba Dabba Doooo!!!

 

[Dominick572]

LMAO!!!! You need to do that next time I see you....

 

[JTS VENOM PERFORMANCE]

Doesn't matter won't have the parts needed to install that biatch before Nats anyway....

loloolool

your order of square bolts and short studs should be there tuesday the 8th of december 2008 he he he he

 

[JTS VENOM PERFORMANCE]

I say if the Laural and Hardy boys .....he he...don't bring it ,then they have to give a table dance in thongs to th ladies!
lolololoololol
while doin a laural and hardy routine!

 

[ViperTruck2933]

Sheeet, I can run 14s...can I get in on this action?

 

[ViperJeff]

And the fastest color is...........

Must be Black, will be the only color running :dontknow:

 

[JTS VENOM PERFORMANCE]

Sheeet, I can run 14s...can I get in on this action?

bring it baby!
us carolina boys takem all on!lololoololololol

 

[FSTJACK]

Need a trailer.

WTF.......the king of corn is picking on me becuse I can only do so much, with my Social Secutity check each month.
I am old, broken and cannot stay up almost all night buffing my nuts like they do in the land where wierdness is more than a hobby.

The state motto in NC is "When the going gets wierd, the wierd turn Pro". In the Maiden NC area, sheep and all small barnyard animals have a tracking system on the local truckers to know when they are in town, so they can hide.

If I can get something running, (either Red, or God forbid the Silver truck) before the Nats. I will put it on a trailer, start out 3 weeks before ( I will have to collect cans to buy diesel and race gas ) and we can have a grudge race.
We can only do it once, with the Red truck as it is not caged and neither is your gotta wanna be a fast ride some day, I hope you can drive it good, "Hill Boy", blue light special edition, RedNeck Express.

Seriously if I can get one dialed in by then, I will bring it. I don't want to drive all that distance to bring a basicly stock truck.

I understand Mike's point about the time involved and getting a trailer that will haul 2 trucks. It is tough one to rent anything like that. Neither one of us needs a trailer except for the trip to the Nats.

I am in the market to buy a 28'-32' 3 axle enclosed car trailer. I will probably have to travel to get it, or buy new. There are very few for sale on the west coast.

 

[JTS VENOM PERFORMANCE]

WTF.......the king of corn is picking on me becuse I can only do so much, with my Social Secutity check each month.
I am old, broken and cannot stay up almost all night buffing my nuts like they do in the land where wierdness is more than a hobby.

The state motto in NC is "When the going gets wierd, the wierd turn Pro". In the Maiden NC area, sheep and all small barnyard animals have a tracking system on the local truckers to know when they are in town, so they can hide.

If I can get something running, (either Red, or God forbid the Silver truck) before the Nats. I will put it on a trailer, start out 3 weeks before ( I will have to collect cans to buy diesel and race gas ) and we can have a grudge race.
We can only do it once, with the Red truck as it is not caged and neither is your gotta wanna be a fast ride some day, I hope you can drive it good, "Hill Boy", blue light special edition, RedNeck Express.

Seriously if I can get one dialed in by then, I will bring it. I don't want to drive all that distance to bring a basicly stock truck.

I understand Mike's point about the time involved and getting a trailer that will haul 2 trucks. It is tough one to rent anything like that. Neither one of us needs a trailer except for the trip to the Nats.

I am in the market to buy a 28'-32' 3 axle enclosed car trailer. I will probably have to travel to get it, or buy new. There are very few for sale on the west coast.

lolololol just like I thought.......

california.......where the women sre men and the men wear moo moo's!lololo

yep ya'll boys either pump it full of silicone or laughing gas , put a dress on it and try to tale it out to dinner lolololool

c'mon out to the east side fellas, we grow our mellons naturally!

both you fellas using the ol ''i aint got no trailor'' excuse lololololol

did ya'll know they invented this thing called a train?
real neat! ya put stuff on it , go inside have dinner, and the fella uo front does all the drivin!
and ya cin even poop while riddin!lolololololololollo

 

[ViperJeff]

lolololol just like I thought.......

california.......where the women sre men and the men wear moo moo's!lololo

yep ya'll boys either pump it full of silicone or laughing gas , put a dress on it and try to tale it out to dinner lolololool

c'mon out to the east side fellas, we grow our mellons naturally!

both you fellas using the ol ''i aint got no trailor'' excuse lololololol

did ya'll know they invented this thing called a train?
real neat! ya put stuff on it , go inside have dinner, and the fella uo front does all the drivin!
and ya cin even poop while riddin!lolololololololollo

OK, where's Wizzy......

Maybe he can help out on this one

 

[Kevan]

I am in the market to buy a 28'-32' 3 axle enclosed car trailer. I will probably have to travel to get it, or buy new. There are very few for sale on the west coast.

Here ya go:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/HAUL...tegoryZ80770QQihZ019QQitemZ290110397355QQrdZ1
(They have a facility in AZ)

The paint on this one just SCREAMS "Jack!":
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Appa...8QQihZ006QQcategoryZ80769QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

It needs a little work, but the price is right:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/24-H...7QQihZ005QQcategoryZ80769QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Speaking of Stinker.....
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Encl...5QQihZ013QQcategoryZ80770QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Those are just from a quick search. I'm sure with the help of the folks here, we can find you one in time for Nats.

So, on to the next excuse.....
LOL

 

[Nowwhat]

Here ya go:




So, on to the next excuse.....
LOL

ok....how about August is the 2nd wettest month of the year in Columbus...?....they get more rain that month than we have had in 9 months here in LA...

 

[JTS VENOM PERFORMANCE]

Here ya go:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/HAUL...tegoryZ80770QQihZ019QQitemZ290110397355QQrdZ1
(They have a facility in AZ)

The paint on this one just SCREAMS "Jack!":
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Appa...8QQihZ006QQcategoryZ80769QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

It needs a little work, but the price is right:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/24-H...7QQihZ005QQcategoryZ80769QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Speaking of Stinker.....
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Encl...5QQihZ013QQcategoryZ80770QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Those are just from a quick search. I'm sure with the help of the folks here, we can find you one in time for Nats.

So, on to the next excuse.....
LOL

lololol that's my bud!

lol don't worry nowwhat, I'm sure Jack will let ya borry a nity!lolol

if not Kevan and I will take up a collection for an umbrella loloolol