Stinker was curious about the cost of his twin turbos, so he decided to ask Joanne for some mathematical help. He called her into the garage and said, "You are much smarter than me and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
Joanne thought a moment, and then replied,
"Everything but my earrings."
*************************************************************** Stinker went deer hunting with Eddie and Joanne, and that night returned alone, but carrying a spiked buck.
"Where's Eddie?" Joanne asked..
"Eddie had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," Stinker replied."
You left Eddie laying out there and carried the deer back?" she inquired.
"A tough call," nodded Stinker.
"But I figured no one is going to steal Eddie!"
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Stinker came running into the store and said to Bill (Begood), "Bill, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"
Bill replied, "Did you see who it was?
"Stinker answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."
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A Tennessee State trooper pulled Stinker over on I-65.
The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
Stinker replied, "Bout whut?"
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Stinker had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the truck and one behind it. Then he got back in to wait.
NYSTEVE studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
Stinker replied, "I have a flat tire."
Steve asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
Stinker responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither."
Joanne thought a moment, and then replied,
"Everything but my earrings."
*************************************************************** Stinker went deer hunting with Eddie and Joanne, and that night returned alone, but carrying a spiked buck.
"Where's Eddie?" Joanne asked..
"Eddie had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," Stinker replied."
You left Eddie laying out there and carried the deer back?" she inquired.
"A tough call," nodded Stinker.
"But I figured no one is going to steal Eddie!"
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Stinker came running into the store and said to Bill (Begood), "Bill, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"
Bill replied, "Did you see who it was?
"Stinker answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."
**************************************************************
A Tennessee State trooper pulled Stinker over on I-65.
The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
Stinker replied, "Bout whut?"
*************************************************************
Stinker had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the truck and one behind it. Then he got back in to wait.
NYSTEVE studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
Stinker replied, "I have a flat tire."
Steve asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
Stinker responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither."
