Stinker's gone fishing

[OCBob]

Stinker was stopped by a game warden near a North Carolina lake recently with two ice chests full of fish.

The game warden asked him, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

"Naw, sir, I ain't got none of them there licenses, no.
You must understand these here are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?" said the game warden. "

"Ya. Every night I take these here fish down to da lake and let them
swim 'round for a while. Then, I whistle and they jump rat back into
this here ice chest and I take them home."

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!" says the warden.

Stinker looked at the game warden for a moment and said,
"It's the truth Mr. Government man, I'll show you. It really works."

"Okay," said the game warden, "I've GOT to see this!"

Stink poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After
several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" said Stink.

The warden said, "When are you going to call them back?"

Stink said, "Call who back?"

"The FISH!" replied the warden.

"What fish?" answered Stinker.

We in North Carolina may not be as smart as some city slickers,
but we aren't as dumb as most government employees.

 

[Silverback]

That Stinker is one smart hillbilly.:rock:

 

[JTS VENOM PERFORMANCE]

I learn quick he he

 

[Brat]

stinker you are the man,the hillbilly man.

 

[ntw0rk]

Not all gov't employees is stupid!!!