Stool Hardner?????

[THEWELSHM]

Ok listnen up I keep hearing about the " Ducolax" stool softner for women right? So Im proposing a Stool hardner you know for those after the Mexican ,Indiann food and beer nights. Imagine if it had an asprin content and was in an enema form??????? " Voila" Mans weekend cure!!!!!!! Need investors!!!!!!!!!!!1 comments please?????

thewelshm

 

[JTS VENOM PERFORMANCE]

you jsut need to make a SE GTG.........your stool would be soft enough after a night with these guys

 

[Django]

First of all: Stool softeners are not for "women". They are gender neutral products for those whose diets and lifestyle cause them to have difficulty with hard stools.... It can be very painful and be the cause of a number of other bowel related problems such as colitis and very painful and discomforting hemorrhoids.

If yer looking for something to stop the runs, I recommend Imodium extra strength.... or even Pepto-Bismol (the diarrhea specialist).

A word of caution: Diarrhea is your body's way of saying, "get this evil shit out'a here" and in many cases, one should allow nature to take it's course so that the foreign material can actually be flushed out'a yer gut. However, it is oft times inconvenient to take time for such things to run their course....

Thats why we have Imodium and Pepto..... This problem is only about 10,000 years old.

Here endeth the lesson....

D

 

[Venom Power]

I REALLY fought hard to not come in here.... But as they say, curiousity killed the snake. :argh:Now I want out..

 

[Silverback]

Pain medication.

 

[tone]

you guys have too much time on your hands

 

[Silverback]

you guys have too much time on your hands

It's the shit's isn't it.

 

[andrew heywood]

A balanced diet,however does not mean these symptoms are null and void,sometimes the bod just has to do its thang,like D said............

 

[TheSickness]

I shit myself a few times :marchmellow:

 

[OCBob]

Talk about a shitty thread

 

[6pakattack]

And we all thought we had our shit together !!!:argh:

 

[VIPR PWR]

Ask your local plummer about this thread....

 

[BurntRubber]

i had to read this thread just for shits and giggles!!!

 

[OCBob]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUjh9Id6Id8&feature=related

 

[TheSickness]

Talk about a shitty thread

No Shit !

 

[Begood]

Take two Mikey's and call the doctor in the morning.

Bill.

 

[Rockin Ronnie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUjh9Id6Id8&feature=related

HHHHHHHhhahaahahahahaaa!!! LMAO!!! That's the Shit right there!! :toilet:

 

[tone]

THIS ONE CLOGGED THE TOILET!!!:marchmellow: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOV3bf4cxWg

 

[Ram From Hell]

Pain medication.

You got that right.

I'm on a permanent regimen for my effed up back, and it will bind up the works better than every Wisconsin sampler plate.

BTW, my friends and I refer to Immodium as "Shit Stop".

.

 

[Venom Power]

I REALLY think raising this :bs: is appropriate. Raisin Bran should losen up some blockage and get that sluggish colon in gear..