Terry Owens e-mail scam- the latest con:

[Django]

hey wait 8 weeks and write him and if he replies tell him I thought you where supposed to be dead.:marchmellow: :marchmellow:

Good call.....

Here's the latest:

I sent him a reply saying that I thought this was a scam.... Here's his reply:

"I don't do scam and I do not play with the name of God.If you don't want to help no problem I will seek someone else.Terry."

For an Englishman, his language skills leave something to be desired.:argh:

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[Venom Power]

Thanks for the props......

Speaking of props, where's mine? It took some long and hard thinking to come up with that sausage bit..

 

[TNVIPER]

I have a client who lost $200K to one of these email scams...

 

[Rockin Ronnie]

Hey Tim, can I have a few hundred thousand when you get your millions???

 

[Django]

Speaking of props, where's mine? It took some long and hard thinking to come up with that sausage bit..

Props..........

Although I've never heard of Park's sausage.........:dontknow:

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[Django]

I have a client who lost $200K to one of these email scams...

All the more reason for to fk with this guy a little bit more.....

I wonder if the FBI will gimme a call tomorrow....

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[TNVIPER]

All the more reason for to fk with this guy a little bit more.....

I wonder if the FBI will gimme a call tomorrow....

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My client called the FBI and several other govt agencys.....just got the run around....

 

[Django]

My client called the FBI and several other govt agencys.....just got the run around....

The FBI has nothing on my cousins.............their arms reach around the planet. I just don't think they're that savvy on the subject of web fraud....... Although I've never bothered to ask...

I think INTERPOL would probably be better suited to handle this kind'a shit....

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[Django]

Here's my latest response:

For someone who comes from England, your lack of skill with the English language (alone) gives me reason to be suspicious.... How can you blame me for being suspicious of someone who e-mails out of the blue with a request to handle 15 million dollar for them... It's ridiculous.

"I don't do scam" ? What kind of English is that....? People from England pride themselves in their English language skills.... You can't even seem to decide whether your name is Terry Owen or Terry Owens.... What's the deal...? It looks bad and creates even more suspicion.

And with regards to Almighty God: Those who do not believe in God willingly and regularly use His Name to attempt to convince the unwary of their sincerity and honesty.

If you'd like me to distribute your millions to charity, I swear before Almighty God that I will fulfill your dying wishes and see to it that the money is distributed to the needy. I will provide a post office box (to which) you may send a cashier's check or money order. I will even provide a bank account number (which will be) specifically designated to facilitate this transaction..... It will have no money in it, but you can still wire the funds to that account location.....

Fair enough?

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[Venom Power]

Props..........

Although I've never heard of Park's sausage.........:dontknow:

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WHAT?!?!? Never heard of Pa-Pa-Pa.... NEVER HEARD OF Pa-Pa-Pa-Parks Sausage? Don't you remember the slogan from an old eighties commercial?

"More Parks Sausages, mom... pleeeease?"

 

[RaiderJay6]

I cant wait till I get my check from my long lost relative! I am going to mod like crazy!

 

[Django]

WHAT?!?!? Never heard of Pa-Pa-Pa.... NEVER HEARD OF Pa-Pa-Pa-Parks Sausage? Don't you remember the slogan from an old eighties commercial?

"More Parks Sausages, mom... pleeeease?"

WTF are you talking about "old 80's"... I was in my 30's in the 80's...that was like last week to me......

I never heard of Parks or Owens so I looked up one of 'em....

Parks Sausage Company was a fairly small sausage maker in Baltimore, bro.... They probably didn't distribute their product west of the Pecos.... As a result (and I realize I'm repeating myself here) I NEVER HEARD OF 'EM.....

It's kind'a like asking you if you've ever heard of a Farmer John's Dodger Dog......:dontknow:

If you've not spent much time in California or the west coast, you've never heard of 'em.

Now knock it off with the suasage hijacking, OK...........?

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[Django]

Hey Tim, can I have a few hundred thousand when you get your millions???

I completely missed this one, Ronnie.....

What a fkn howl.....

Ya, sure........... I'll send all my friends here a big bucket of kruggerands.......

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[HOT RAM]

Ah,the old email scam are still alive and well.

I have received the same and very similar emails for YEARS.

I just get some sick sort-of thrill from messing with these people.I play with them for sometimes weeks.

A lot of this stuff comes from Nigeria and Russia.

I somehow got a lot of girls from Russia wanting to come to America and needing passport fees,application taxes,etc,and then they hit you for airfare to come to see you.

I have contacted local police,state police,FBI,InterPol , the Russian Embassy,and even Scotland Yard.They just are not interested.

 

[Django]

There was no reply today....... bummer.

I was hoping to fk with these guys for awhile....

Their language skills need improving if they intend to be more successful..

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[HOT RAM]

There language skills need improving if they intend to be more successful..

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Tell me about it ! How can anyone fall for stuff like this when it so poorly written?:dontknow:

of course their would be a bit more correct

 

[SilvrSRT10]

Tell me about it ! How can anyone fall for stuff like this when it so poorly written?:dontknow:

of course their would be a bit more correct

And there's Nelson with the sucker punch. Kaapow!

 

[HOT RAM]

And there's Nelson with the sucker punch. Kaapow!

Due the extreme rarity of it happening,I just have to jump on them when I get the opportunity.

All in good fun

 

[SilvrSRT10]

Due the extreme rarity of it happening,I just have to jump on them when I get the opportunity.

All in good fun

Yeah, all in good fun. Spell checker doesn't make sure you're using the correct homophone in a sentence.

Hang onto your hat because when they see the word "homophone" the smartazzes will be coming outta the woodwork.

 

[Django]

Tell me about it ! How can anyone fall for stuff like this when it so poorly written?:dontknow:

of course their would be a bit more correct

Holy Shit....... I completely missed that...... how ignominious...

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