TEXAN

[supercar1of1]

A Texan was walking through a field when he saw a man drinking water from a stock tank with one hand.

The Texan shouted to the Man, "Hey, don't drink that water; it has cow shit in it!

The Man shouted back "Soy mexicano, yo no entiendo inglïs. Hïbleme espaïgnol." (I'm Mexican, I don't speak English. Speak Spanish to me.)

The Texan shouted back, "Utilice ambas manos, usted conseguirïmïs para beber." (Use both hands. You'll get more to drink!)
:rock: :rock: :rock:

 

[JRSVIPR]

Thats gonna cause a ruckas.

 

[silversnake]

first of all if your going to make fun of us learn how to spell the words correctly, second at least say something thats actually funny cause that is not funny at all. it actually seems like a retarded person came up with it.

 

[Big Worm]

LOL, I am a MEXICAN and A TEXAN from LONGVIEW, TEXAS. I could see my father saying some shit like that. it was funny.

 

[bigike]

I think it's funny..............................

 

[iraqivet01]

no hablo

 

[supercar1of1]

first of all if your going to make fun of us learn how to spell the words correctly, second at least say something thats actually funny cause that is not funny at all. it actually seems like a retarded person came up with it.

Well how are you supposed to spell TEXAN?

 

[silverqc]

:rock: thats was funnnnnny:rock: :rock: :elefant:

 

[Ironhead]

first of all if your going to make fun of us learn how to spell the words correctly, second at least say something thats actually funny cause that is not funny at all. it actually seems like a retarded person came up with it.

i thought it was so funny i almost spit dr.pepper all over my keyboards