Texas Yellow Fever
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This is an old one, but it's still funny...
I always wanted to be a Vet!
First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet School were
receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the
body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In
Vet Medicine it is necessary to have two important
qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be
disgusted by anything involving the animal body.
For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet,
stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow,
withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.
"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes.
But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the
anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them
and told them "The second most important quality is
observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked
on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
I always wanted to be a Vet!
First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet School were
receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the
body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In
Vet Medicine it is necessary to have two important
qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be
disgusted by anything involving the animal body.
For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet,
stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow,
withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.
"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes.
But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the
anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them
and told them "The second most important quality is
observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked
on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
:rock:
