Texas Deputy Sheriff -vs- New York Lawyer

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Only in Texas my friends... Only in Texas

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Houston, Texas.
He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Texas deputy' s expense.

The deputy says,' License and registration, please.'

'What for?' says the lawyer.

The deputy says, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'

Then the lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'

'You still didn't come to a complete stop, Says the deputy.

License and registration, please.'

The lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'

'The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law.
License and registration, please!' the Deputy says.

Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'

'That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir,' the deputy says.

At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the
daylights out of the lawyer and says, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

'Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?'
 
hehehehehehehe

Good One
 
I can tell you from personal experience that it happens all the time in the Texas panhandle....... :(

D
 
Django said:
I can tell you from personal experience that it happens all the time in the Texas panhandle....... :(

D

The Yettie can attests to that:( he got pulled over by a Texass Ranger
( while driving the 18 wheeler) All the Ranger said was " Climb out of that cab i want your log and manifest and if you say one word i will beat the living hell out of you and there is nothing you can do about it boy"

Seem like nothing changes, but, only gets worse with them Texass Thugs:mad:

Oh forgot, this happened while crossing the panhandle on the way from Tucamcary (spelling) and Liberal Kansas
 
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Wifey said:
The Yettie can attests to that:( he got pulled over by a Texass Ranger
( while driving the 18 wheeler) All the Ranger said was " Climb out of that cab i want your log and manifest and if you say one word i will beat the living hell out of you and there is nothing you can do about it boy"

Seem like nothing changes, but, only gets worse with them Texass Thugs:mad:

The Texas Rangers are not to be fkd with.

But, in their defense, I must say that once I was in handcuffs all but one of them became right friendly.... and I enjoyed their company.....

I am one downright forgivin' MFr... :D

D
 
Django said:
The Texas Rangers are not to be fkd with.

But, in their defense, I must say that once I was in handcuffs all but one of them became right friendly.... and I enjoyed their company.....

I am one downright forgivin' MFr... :D

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That would make a pretty good thread. Who's been in police handcuffs and the story behind it. I have one tale to tell.:D
 
i have yet to understand how people have issues with cops...sure they are not always right, but like arguing with them or being a smart ass is going to make it any better. when i get pulled over, its yes sir, no sir, thank you sir. been pulled over many a times, deserving of many a tickets, none to date.....lucky i guess....
 
wheredwhogo? said:
i have yet to understand how people have issues with cops...sure they are not always right, but like arguing with them or being a smart ass is going to make it any better. when i get pulled over, its yes sir, no sir, thank you sir. been pulled over many a times, deserving of many a tickets, none to date.....lucky i guess....

Cops, clergymen or cocktail waitresses..... There's good 'n' bad everywhere...

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wheredwhogo? said:
i have yet to understand how people have issues with cops...sure they are not always right, but like arguing with them or being a smart ass is going to make it any better. when i get pulled over, its yes sir, no sir, thank you sir. been pulled over many a times, deserving of many a tickets, none to date.....lucky i guess....

Exactly... =) same here.. should have gotten a ticket a many times... but never so far.. always been respectful and courteous, and they have always let me off with a warning.
 
I spend more time on the side of road talking to the johnny law then I can count.

Never had a problem with any of them except once. That time it was about 430 in the morning going to go play Army for the weekend, and was pulled over on a bogus stop. He followed me all the way through town, and when I sped up to the posted limit of 65, he pulled me over and told me I was caught doing 64 coming into town. I asked him why did he follow me 3 miles before you pulled me over, and he said it was their procedure.

I called BS on that one.

After talking to the DA in that town the following Monday. She told me that if I don't get stopped by their police, they would drop all charges, and or put it on my record. I told them no problem, I will never drive through there ever again, and I haven't!!!!
 
Made it a Texas lawyer and NY cop and you just have to change this word:

At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts sodomizing the
daylights out of the lawyer and says, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
 
OCBob said:
Made it a Texas lawyer and NY cop and you just have to change this word:

At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts sodomizing the
daylights out of the lawyer and says, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

I doubt that the residents of Sodom had nightsticks......

But I get yer meaning, nonetheless.....

CORPSMAN.........!

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funny stuff but brings up bad memories of when i got arrested one time durin the struggle i broke out the cops back window .they got me in the back of the cop car and headed to the jail but made a lil stop before we got there pulled oover and pulled me out then took my pants down and mased my balls true dam story ,,,,.....hurts bad real bad think i might have cried
 
505'sFastestViper. said:
funny stuff but brings up bad memories of when i got arrested one time durin the struggle i broke out the cops back window .they got me in the back of the cop car and headed to the jail but made a lil stop before we got there pulled oover and pulled me out then took my pants down and mased my balls true dam story ,,,,.....hurts bad real bad think i might have cried

boy...i thought that was gonna take a turn for the worst when you said they took your pants down....whew...thank goodness......yikes...
 

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