Texas Economics...

[Texas Yellow Fever]

This could be applied in several situations I suppose...HMMM...


Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a Donkey from a farmer for
$100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day. The
next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the
donkey died.'

Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.'

The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'

Chuck said, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'

The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him?

Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'

The farmer said You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'

Chuck said, 'Sure I can Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's
dead.'

A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened
with that dead donkey?'

Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and
made a profit of $998.00.'

The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'

Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars
back.'

Chuck now works for Goldman Sachs.

 

[Black1]

LMAO! I can't believe I never thought of that. :dontknow: :congrats:

 

[tinygiants]

That is not the Chuck I know. He would have round house kicked the complainer in the face.

Nice joke.

 

[GADodgetech]

Damn I wish I was that smart

 

[Venom Power]

Not to be nit picky but wasn't the actual profit $898.00? The original $100.00 is considered a pay back.. :dontknow: Just my $2.00 worth.

 

[GADodgetech]

Not to be nit picky but wasn't the actual profit $898.00? The original $100.00 is considered a pay back.. :dontknow: Just my $2.00 worth.

I believe you are correct sir.

 

[andrew heywood]

funny,might be some truth to this

 

[Venom Power]

I'm currently generating 2,000 individual $1.00 raffle tickets for a worn and torn, busted Craftsman riding lawn mower that I drew on a $3.00 Etch-a-sketch.... :dong:No I'm dead serious..

 

[andrew heywood]

ya will prolly make a mint:rock:

 

[GADodgetech]

I'm currently generating 2,000 individual $1.00 raffle tickets for a worn and torn, busted Craftsman riding lawn mower that I drew on a $3.00 Etch-a-sketch.... :dong:No I'm dead serious..

Where do we go to purchase the tickets?? Oh and how wide is the cutting deck??







One more thing.............how big is that etch-a-sketch you are referring to?