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Texas Yellow Fever

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The first man married a woman from OHIO . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from MICHIGAN . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from TEXAS . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
 
Texas Yellow Fever said:
The first man married a woman from OHIO . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from MICHIGAN . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from TEXAS . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.[/QUOTE]

And that is why all my ex's live in Texass and I live in Cali.:argh: :argh: :D
 
I was going to read this to my wife but I don't want to give her any Texas ideas.
 
Awesome...... Lynette gave it two thumbs up as well...

Nice one, Steve........

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punch in the eyes hell he has a sweeheart ,,,mine swung a baseball bat at me once er twice ,,and she was aimin to hit me with it too:D
 
Ironhead said:
punch in the eyes hell he has a sweeheart ,,,mine swung a baseball bat at me once er twice ,,and she was aimin to hit me with it too:D
I believe she connected a couple a times:D :D :p :p :p
 

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