supercar1of1
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A census taker asked this elderly mountain woman how many people lived in
their household and their age.
The woman responded,"Well, there's me aged 83, my husband aged 91, the twins aged 66, the twins aged 64,and the twins aged 60."
The census taker was stunned, and when he finally composed himself, asked
the woman,"you mean to tell me that you had twins every time!"
The old woman replied,"Lord no!; there were hunnerts and hunnerts of times
we didn't get NUTHIN!"
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