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Once upon a time, a young lad was born without a belly button. In its
place was a golden screw. All the doctors told his mother that there
was nothing they could do. Like it or not, he was stuck with it. All the
years of growing up was real tough on him because all who saw the screw made
fun of him. He avoided ever leaving his house and thus, never made any friends.
One day, a mysterious stranger saw his belly and told him of a Swami in
Tibet who could get rid of the screw for him. He was thrilled. The
next day he took all of his life's savings and bought a ticket to Nepal.
After several days of climbing up steep cliffs, he came upon a giant
monastery.
The Swami knew exactly why he had come. He was told to sleep in the
highest tower of the monastery and the following day, when he awoke,
the screw would have been removed.
The man immediately went to the room and fell l asleep. During the
night while he slept, a purple fog floated in an open window, bearing in its
mist a golden screwdriver. In just moments, the Screwdriver removed the screw
and disappeared out the window.
The next morning when the boy awoke, he saw the golden screw lying on
the pillow next to him. Reaching down, he felt his navel, and there was no
screw there! Jubilant, he leaped out of bed, and his butt fell off.
The moral of this story is: Don't screw around with things you don't
understand you could lose your ass.
place was a golden screw. All the doctors told his mother that there
was nothing they could do. Like it or not, he was stuck with it. All the
years of growing up was real tough on him because all who saw the screw made
fun of him. He avoided ever leaving his house and thus, never made any friends.
One day, a mysterious stranger saw his belly and told him of a Swami in
Tibet who could get rid of the screw for him. He was thrilled. The
next day he took all of his life's savings and bought a ticket to Nepal.
After several days of climbing up steep cliffs, he came upon a giant
monastery.
The Swami knew exactly why he had come. He was told to sleep in the
highest tower of the monastery and the following day, when he awoke,
the screw would have been removed.
The man immediately went to the room and fell l asleep. During the
night while he slept, a purple fog floated in an open window, bearing in its
mist a golden screwdriver. In just moments, the Screwdriver removed the screw
and disappeared out the window.
The next morning when the boy awoke, he saw the golden screw lying on
the pillow next to him. Reaching down, he felt his navel, and there was no
screw there! Jubilant, he leaped out of bed, and his butt fell off.
The moral of this story is: Don't screw around with things you don't
understand you could lose your ass.
