The Good Wife's Guide 1955

[Bone]

The Good Wife's Guide 1955

 

[DrPierceMD]

Ah the good ol' days.

 

[SANCHOBA]

i just e-mailed that to my wife,did i screw up?:musicus:

yes i will refer to this "official" document when i return the next day! LOL

 

[Texas Yellow Fever]

Ah the good ol' days.

:withstupid: :dito:

 

[ROKTMAN]

Apparently some of us took # 3 to heart.......:star: :dancing:

 

[1-FAST-SRT-10]

Should had this 22 years ago too late now...

 

[Hamrhead]

If that were true today, marriage might almost be worth it! Maybe.

 

[fun2xlr8]

Words to live by. Now fellas, if you still hold these ideals true, or most of them anyway, then just hold each potential mate to them. She will quickly break up with you, so that you can work on finding the next one. Once you do find the woman that can live by these rules, then you have found the one worth marrying!!! Oh yeah, these rules take into account that she will not have to work. Some minor adjustments may need to be made if you are in a two-career family, but the idea is still the same. Well, gotta go, the girlfriend tells me breakfast is ready. Man, she's awesome!!!

Greg

 

[Wifey]

Ah the good ol' days.

I want the good ol days!! - Liberate me please

 

[SilvrSRT10]

OK, What does it mean when I showed this to my wife........she just laughed???:dontknow:

 

[Prof]

i just e-mailed that to my wife,did i screw up?:musicus:

You have more guts than me...of course my wife is a chemist and she has often said that there are 200 different ways to get rid of me chemically and leave no trace...

 

[SilvrSRT10]

You have more guts than me...of course my wife is a chemist and she has often said that there are 200 different ways to get rid of me chemically and leave no trace...

How do you sleep at night? Be afraid.....be very afraid .

 

[Prof]

I've moved way beyond fear...I just wonder what she means when she says "without a trace"...does that mean that I will be totally destroyed in a vat of acid or that the chemical she uses will never be discovered...

The most scary thing she has said "If you ever cheat again, I will get everything!" That is more scary than the vat of acid!

 

[YellowFever]

I've never seen my wife laugh so hard. I asked her what she was laughing at and told her I was serious, this was how things are going to be from now on. I don't remember much after that.

Jeff

 

[Begood]

I had that posted on the wall in my shop for the past 6 years. I love it.

Bill.

 

[DrPierceMD]

Yup just gave it to the wife. I told it the 1955's way or the highway.



So I think I will be moving out soon.

 

[SilvrSRT10]

Guy's......where did we go wrong? My mother was just like that. Up fixing breakfast for dad every morning, a great dinner on the table when he walked in at night. I say was because now you ask her what's she making for dinner and she'll tell you "Reservations". My wife.....forget about it, we might as well not have a kitchen. She has to get the instructions out everytime she needs to turn to stove on.

 

[ViperJeff]

Guy's......where did we go wrong?

We blinked........

 

[TheSickness]

Unlike all of you that actually have jobs That Pay I am a House Bitch and I find your comments Belittling, Sexist, Neandertalish Then you are the same Bungholio's that sit there and scratch your heads sayin, What happen I don't understand why I just got the Rotor Rooter job in my divorce

Why is it that women can be in heated arguement with you and then all of a sudden bust out some Shit that is like 8 yrs old from outta the clear blue sky ??? That has nothing at all to do with what you are fighting about in the first place :dontknow: They never forget.....ever !!! I am taking the liberty to forward all of your responses to your wifes Don't thank me now.....Think of me when she's got 1/2

 

[SilvrSRT10]

No worries, I didn't say anything in my post I haven't already told her. Yeah, I sure know about dredging up the past. I don't know how they keep track of it all. Not only will she remember the incident, she'll know what we both were wearing, exactly where we were, who else was there and what they were wearing, what we were eating etc, etc, etc. Leaves me standing there going huh? I can't remember yesterday.