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A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the
>wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the
>biggest house adjacent to the course.
>
>
>The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go
>up there, find the owner, apologize, and see how much your lousy drive
>is going to cost us."
>
>
>So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm
>voice said, "Come on in."
>
>
>When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was
>all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side
>near the broken window.
>
>
>A large black man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people
>that broke my window?"
>
>
>"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.
>
>"Oh, no apology
>is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and
>I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've
>released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one
>wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."
>
>
>"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted
>out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
>
>
>"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do.
>
>And I'll guarantee
>you a long, healthy life! And now you, young lady, what do you want?"
>the genie asked.
>
>
>"I'd like to own
>a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world,"
>she said.
>
>
>"Consider it done, "the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe
>from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
>
>
>"And now," the couple asked in unison, "What's your wish, genie?"
>
>
>"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a
>woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your
>wife."
>
>
>The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both
>now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
>
>
>She mulled it over
>for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering our
>good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"
>
>
>"You know
>I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I'd do the same for you!"
>
>
>So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of
>the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.
>
>
>After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and
>looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your
husband?"
>
>
>"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
>
>
>"No Kidding.."he said, "Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?
>wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the
>biggest house adjacent to the course.
>
>
>The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go
>up there, find the owner, apologize, and see how much your lousy drive
>is going to cost us."
>
>
>So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm
>voice said, "Come on in."
>
>
>When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was
>all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side
>near the broken window.
>
>
>A large black man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people
>that broke my window?"
>
>
>"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.
>
>"Oh, no apology
>is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and
>I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've
>released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one
>wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."
>
>
>"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted
>out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
>
>
>"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do.
>
>And I'll guarantee
>you a long, healthy life! And now you, young lady, what do you want?"
>the genie asked.
>
>
>"I'd like to own
>a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world,"
>she said.
>
>
>"Consider it done, "the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe
>from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
>
>
>"And now," the couple asked in unison, "What's your wish, genie?"
>
>
>"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a
>woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your
>wife."
>
>
>The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both
>now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
>
>
>She mulled it over
>for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering our
>good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"
>
>
>"You know
>I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I'd do the same for you!"
>
>
>So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of
>the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.
>
>
>After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and
>looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your
husband?"
>
>
>"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
>
>
>"No Kidding.."he said, "Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?
