RedSrt007
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A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks why are you staring?
He replies, I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you.
She answers, My son you cannot offend me when you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have you get a chance to see and hear just about everything, I'm sure there is nothing you can say or ask that I would find offensive!
Well, Ive always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.
She responds, Well lets see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be catholic.
The cab driver is very excited and says yes i am single and i'm catholic!
OK the nun says pull into the next ally, The nun fulfils his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying!
My dear child says the nun why are you crying?
Forgive me but I have sinned, I lied, I must confess that I'm married and I am jewish!
The nun says Thats OK my name is Jeff and I'm going to a halloween party!!
He replies, I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you.
She answers, My son you cannot offend me when you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have you get a chance to see and hear just about everything, I'm sure there is nothing you can say or ask that I would find offensive!
Well, Ive always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.
She responds, Well lets see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be catholic.
The cab driver is very excited and says yes i am single and i'm catholic!
OK the nun says pull into the next ally, The nun fulfils his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying!
My dear child says the nun why are you crying?
Forgive me but I have sinned, I lied, I must confess that I'm married and I am jewish!
The nun says Thats OK my name is Jeff and I'm going to a halloween party!!
