The Pastor and the bear

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The Pastor And The Bear

It seems a pastor from Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting in the mountains.​
As he turned the corner along the path, he and a bear collided.
The pastor stumbled backwards, slipped off the trail, and began tumbling down the mountain with the bear in hot pursuit.
Finally the pastor crashed into a boulder, sending his rifle in one direction and breaking both legs.
As the bear closed in, the pastor cried out in desperation, "Lord, I'm sorry for what I have done. Please forgive me and save me! Lord, please make that bear a Christian."
Suddenly the bear skidded to a halt at the pastor's feet, fell to its knees, clasped its paws together and said, "God, bless this food which I am about to receive."
 
ntw0rk said:
The Pastor And The Bear

It seems a pastor from Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting in the mountains.​
As he turned the corner along the path, he and a bear collided.
The pastor stumbled backwards, slipped off the trail, and began tumbling down the mountain with the bear in hot pursuit.
Finally the pastor crashed into a boulder, sending his rifle in one direction and breaking both legs.
As the bear closed in, the pastor cried out in desperation, "Lord, I'm sorry for what I have done. Please forgive me and save me! Lord, please make that bear a Christian."
Suddenly the bear skidded to a halt at the pastor's feet, fell to its knees, clasped its paws together and said, "God, bless this food which I am about to receive."

In Jesus Name, Amen.....

Let's eat............!!

That's what the evil sonovabitch gets for indiscriminantly killing God's creatures with a high powered rifle......... Chickenshit.

Ya wanna' go grizz hunting ....? Take 'em on with a fkn Bowie knife, Mr Badass..... :D

D
 
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Django said:
Ya wanna' go grizz hunting ....? Take 'em on with a fkn Bowie knife, Mr Badass..... :D

D

if you think hunting and shooting is easy, then you should go try it
 

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