THE Plan...

[Texas Yellow Fever]

My e-mailbox is flooded with mail concerning gas prices and illegal immigrants. To boycott oil companies or not; to provide amnesty to illegal immigrants or not, etc.

Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc., I have elected to solve the problems as they affect me. It solves both my gas and illegal immigrant problems.

I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car. They're plentiful and cheaper than buying gas. Now here's the smart part....... I pay them in their native currency so they have to go home to spend it.

I love it when a plan comes together.

 

[Stanimal]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[Begood]

Damn, thats a great idea.

Bill.

 

[newmexicoviper]

Thats the best thing ive heard in along time.

 

[Prof]

OK, here is a more serious one:

We have about 120,000 civilian employees in Iraq. Many of them working for organizations like Blackwater...most are carrying weapons and fighting when necessary.

Let's bring our military home over the next 2 or 3 years, and replace them with mercenaries. The pay will come from our government, the Iraqi government and the United Nations. We will only leave the mercenary army in Iraq as long as the world (Read United Nations) is willing to continue to pay.

We will continue to employ the US Mercenary Force any time the world decides that it is necessary to put a stop to whatever is happening. Once the United Nations votes to employ our mercenary force, they have no say in the way the job is done. We do what needs to be done in the most efficacious way we can.

The salary for mercenaries must be good...the training must be outstanding, and they must be free to do what needs to be done to resolve problems.

Those needing employment can choose this job...but once there, they must fulfill their obligation. I see this as a way for someone to gain entrance into the US as a citizen too, come into this country illegally and you may be rewarded with a good paying job with a few downsides. I see this also as a way to solve some of the over crowding of our correction institutions...get convicted of a minor offense and you may find your self with a job with a good salary and some risks.

Just spouting off...

We need to start thinking out of the box to solve some of our problems...the French did it...until they met their Waterloo in North Aftica...we will just stay out of North Africa...

 

[Texas Yellow Fever]

Well, I don't know if that would work or not, but by damn we need do to try SOMETHING!!!

 

[ViperJeff]

OK, here is a more serious one:

We have about 120,000 civilian employees in Iraq. Many of them working for organizations like Blackwater...most are carrying weapons and fighting when necessary.

Let's bring our military home over the next 2 or 3 years, and replace them with mercenaries. The pay will come from our government, the Iraqi government and the United Nations. We will only leave the mercenary army in Iraq as long as the world (Read United Nations) is willing to continue to pay.

We will continue to employ the US Mercenary Force any time the world decides that it is necessary to put a stop to whatever is happening. Once the United Nations votes to employ our mercenary force, they have no say in the way the job is done. We do what needs to be done in the most efficacious way we can.

The salary for mercenaries must be good...the training must be outstanding, and they must be free to do what needs to be done to resolve problems.

Those needing employment can choose this job...but once there, they must fulfill their obligation. I see this as a way for someone to gain entrance into the US as a citizen too, come into this country illegally and you may be rewarded with a good paying job with a few downsides. I see this also as a way to solve some of the over crowding of our correction institutions...get convicted of a minor offense and you may find your self with a job with a good salary and some risks.

Just spouting off...

We need to start thinking out of the box to solve some of our problems...the French did it...until they met their Waterloo in North Aftica...we will just stay out of North Africa...

Works for me

 

[Silverback]

Well, I don't know if that would work or not, but by damn we need do to try SOMETHING!!!

Maybe we should all just park our trucks and go by hybreds?:dontknow:


















































And we can all turn gay, and vegitarian, and muslim, and..........

Yeah, you're right, not going to happen.