Texas Yellow Fever
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This is the best one I've heard in a while...:marchmellow:
The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains of West Texas for some sightseeing. He was cruising along a campground in the Pope Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge in some mesquite trees. A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a 'Save the Whales' hat, and a 'To Hell with Bush' T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically and thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot mountain lion.
As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican oil men came racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the lions's chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semi-conscious Democrat from the lion's grasp, then using long clubs, the three oil men finished off the lion and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. 'I give you my blessing for your brave actions!' he told them. 'I heard there was a bitter hatred between Texas oil men and Democratic environmental activists but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true.'
As the Pope drove off, one of the oil men asked his buddies 'Who was that guy?'
It was the Pope,' another replied. 'He's in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom.'
'Well,' the oil man said, 'he may have access to all wisdom but he doesn't know squat about mountain lion hunting. By the way, how is the bait holding up, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?"
The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains of West Texas for some sightseeing. He was cruising along a campground in the Pope Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge in some mesquite trees. A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a 'Save the Whales' hat, and a 'To Hell with Bush' T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically and thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot mountain lion.
As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican oil men came racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the lions's chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semi-conscious Democrat from the lion's grasp, then using long clubs, the three oil men finished off the lion and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. 'I give you my blessing for your brave actions!' he told them. 'I heard there was a bitter hatred between Texas oil men and Democratic environmental activists but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true.'
As the Pope drove off, one of the oil men asked his buddies 'Who was that guy?'
It was the Pope,' another replied. 'He's in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom.'
'Well,' the oil man said, 'he may have access to all wisdom but he doesn't know squat about mountain lion hunting. By the way, how is the bait holding up, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?"
