The Scottish Sobriety Test:

The Scots are quick to say they don't drink too much like the Irish do.. Then they go and order their 9th beer in 15 minutes.
 
Venom Power said:
The Scots are quick to say they don't drink too much like the Irish do.. Then they go and order their 9th beer in 15 minutes.

Scots start drinking at birth...... Irish women pour beer in the womb. :D
 
Black1 said:
Scots start drinking at birth...... Irish women pour beer in the womb. :D

And British birds (women)? They're just fugly and don't move while being romped on in the sack. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
Venom Power said:
And British birds (women)? They're just fugly and don't move while being romped on in the sack. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That's because men are often too selfish or unskilled to bring a woman to the zenith of the experience....

There's an old saying: "Nice guys do finish last". Ask your lady about it.:argh:

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LOL............
 

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