Things you don't say to your wife!

[ntw0rk]

Thought this was pretty funny!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK2OakMoW_c&feature=player_embedded#at=116

 

[joemags54]

very very good advice.

 

[TheSickness]

or the first time you have sex don't ever whisper in her ear.....Geez sweetie your sister was so much tighter

 

[Django]

Not bad...... great solo...... Kinda like Neil Young without the repetition.

D

 

[ViperJeff]

hehehehehehehehehehehe


So thats where I went wrong

 

[Begood]

I don't know if I am a person that can comment on what you can, and can't say to your wife. I am very happily married to my third wife, and with out a doubt she is the best woman I have ever met. But, I can also say the I spent six months sleeping in the same bed, at the same time, with wife #1, and wife #2.

And Alex still loves me.


Bill.

 

[TheSickness]

I don't know if I am a person that can comment on what you can, and can't say to your wife. I am very happily married to my third wife, and with out a doubt she is the best woman I have ever met. But, I can also say the I spent six months sleeping in the same bed, at the same time, with wife #1, and wife #2.

And Alex still loves me.


Bill.

Is she aware of your Fart problem LMAO :dontknow:

 

[Begood]

Is she aware of your Fart problem LMAO :dontknow:

Let's just that she can hold her own in that contest, if you know what I mean.

It's a damn good thing she is sleeping right now.


Bill.

 

[ViperJeff]

TMI................

 

[Begood]

TMI................

HUH?:dontknow:

Bill.

 

[TheSickness]

Let's just that she can hold her own in that contest, if you know what I mean.

It's a damn good thing she is sleeping right now.


Bill.

My wife has a very active bowel as well

 

[Begood]

My wife has a very active bowel as well

I guess we are blessed.

Bill.

 

[TheSickness]

I guess we are blessed.

Bill.

Bitch Farts better then I do

 

[Begood]

Bitch Farts better then I do

Jealous?

Bill.

 

[TheSickness]

Jealous?

Bill.

A little

 

[Begood]

A little

The truth comes out!

BIll.

 

[TheSickness]

The truth comes out!

BIll.

I never hid or denied it....your the first to ask

 

[Begood]

I never hid or denied it....your the first to ask

What are friends for?

Bill.

 

[srt 10 jimbo]

My wife can blow the comforter off the bed.:argh:

 

[NBT]

Bitch Farts better then I do

Pull out next time...