Texas Yellow Fever
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Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old?
Well....you'll love this one.
My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.
I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired
boy with the same name had been in my high school class some thirty-odd years ago. Could this be
the same guy I had a secret crush on, way back then? Upon seeing him, however, I quickly
discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was
way too old to have been my classmate.
After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School. "Yes. Yes I did. I'm
a Mustang," he gleamed with pride.
"When did you graduate?" I asked. He answered, "In 1975. Why do you ask?" "You were in my class!", I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely. Then that four-eyed, ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat-ass, gray-haired, decrepit son-of-a-bitch
asked, "What did you teach?"...
Well....you'll love this one.
My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.
I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired
boy with the same name had been in my high school class some thirty-odd years ago. Could this be
the same guy I had a secret crush on, way back then? Upon seeing him, however, I quickly
discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was
way too old to have been my classmate.
After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School. "Yes. Yes I did. I'm
a Mustang," he gleamed with pride.
"When did you graduate?" I asked. He answered, "In 1975. Why do you ask?" "You were in my class!", I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely. Then that four-eyed, ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat-ass, gray-haired, decrepit son-of-a-bitch
asked, "What did you teach?"...
