FerrariTruck
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A married couple went to the hospital for their baby's
> delivery. Upon
> arrival, the Dr said that the hospital was testing an
> amazing new hi-tech
> machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's
> labor pain to the
> father. He asked if they were willing to try it out.
>
> Both said they were very much in favor of it. The Dr set
> the pain transfer
> to 10%, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain
> than the father had
> ever experienced.
>
> But, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine &
> asked the Dr to kick
> it up a notch. The Dr adjusted the machine to 20% pain
> transfer. The husband
> was still feeling fine.
>
> The Dr checked the husband's blood pressure & was
> amazed at how well he was
> doing. So they decided to try 50%.
>
> The husband continued to feel fine & since the pain
> transfer was obviously
> helping the wife, the husband told the doctor to transfer
> ALL the pain to
> him.
>
> She delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain &
> the hubby experienced
> none. Everyone was ecstatic with the outcome.
>
> When they got home they found the UPS man dead on the
> porch.:slug:
> delivery. Upon
> arrival, the Dr said that the hospital was testing an
> amazing new hi-tech
> machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's
> labor pain to the
> father. He asked if they were willing to try it out.
>
> Both said they were very much in favor of it. The Dr set
> the pain transfer
> to 10%, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain
> than the father had
> ever experienced.
>
> But, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine &
> asked the Dr to kick
> it up a notch. The Dr adjusted the machine to 20% pain
> transfer. The husband
> was still feeling fine.
>
> The Dr checked the husband's blood pressure & was
> amazed at how well he was
> doing. So they decided to try 50%.
>
> The husband continued to feel fine & since the pain
> transfer was obviously
> helping the wife, the husband told the doctor to transfer
> ALL the pain to
> him.
>
> She delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain &
> the hubby experienced
> none. Everyone was ecstatic with the outcome.
>
> When they got home they found the UPS man dead on the
> porch.:slug:
