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There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me
Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena
is hired at The Tic! kle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first
day promptly at 8:00 AM
The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.
The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the
new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole
line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so
the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so
backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory
floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands
Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.
She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric,
wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package
between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several
minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena. "I'm
sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you
misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."
Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena
is hired at The Tic! kle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first
day promptly at 8:00 AM
The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.
The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the
new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole
line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so
the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so
backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory
floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands
Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.
She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric,
wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package
between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several
minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena. "I'm
sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you
misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."
