To My Darling Husband...

[Hamrhead]

-----To my darling husband

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about
the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the
driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so
please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I
accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The
garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when
it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry but I know with your kind hearted personality you will
forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweet
heart

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.
XXX

 

[TheSickness]

Kill her........ :rock:

 

[K-80-123]

-----To my darling husband

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about
the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the
driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so
please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I
accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The
garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when
it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry but I know with your kind hearted personality you will
forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweet
heart

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.
XXX

OOPS...

 

[ViperJeff]

At least the scooters are ok, man that would have sucked

 

[Django]

Nice grouping......................(Dr Frankenstein)

This'll buff right out, no problem............(Del Griffith)

SD

 

[Brat]

give her a 9.5 for style.

 

[Wifey]

Drove a stinking ford on top of a very cool red Ferrari Kill her

 

[Silverback]

Headline in local paper.

FORD HUMPS FERRARI

 

[amoparman]

Headline in local paper.

FORD HUMPS FERRARI

And has a scooter baby!!!


Stretch

 

[Texas Yellow Fever]

Interestingly enough both of them have Arkansas plates on them, I didn't know any of my cousins could even afford a Ferrari...:dontknow:

 

[Hamrhead]

Interestingly enough both of them have Arkansas plates on them, I didn't know any of my cousins could even afford a Ferrari...:dontknow:

Probably a kit car on top of a Fiero...

 

[Whitesnake]

-----To my darling husband

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about
the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the
driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so
please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I
accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The
garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when
it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry but I know with your kind hearted personality you will
forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweet
heart

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.
XXX

dam don't get them pistttteeddddddd offff or else?