truck cost me a girlfriend.

[TheSickness]

Maybe she was pecker checkin you and realized you had a enormous bank roll and a very little Dick and your over compensating :argh: Money can be made little dicks are forever Just ask Trekker Instead of insulting you she came up with that sorry ass excuse....Too much money LOL.....Dude !!!! That was a Dude :marchmellow:

 

[TREKER]

Maybe she was pecker checkin you and realized you had a enormous bank roll and a very little Dick and your over compensating :argh: Money can be made little dicks are forever Just ask Trekker Instead of insulting you she came up with that sorry ass excuse....Too much money LOL.....Dude !!!! That was a Dude :marchmellow:

This is true... I asked Mikey if he remembered his first blow job and he said yes he did...

Then I asked him how long it took the guy to blow his ball snot..:marchmellow: :marchmellow: :marchmellow:

 

[TheSickness]

This is true... I asked Mikey if he remembered his first blow job and he said yes he did...

Then I asked him how long it took the guy to blow his ball snot..:marchmellow: :marchmellow: :marchmellow:

Don't hate me because I'm exceptionally well endowed

 

[TREKER]

Don't hate me because I'm exceptionally well endowed

Freddie Mecury referred to your junk as "twig and berries" :marchmellow: :marchmellow:

 

[TheSickness]

Freddie Mecury referred to your junk as "twig and berries" :marchmellow: :marchmellow:

Richard Simmons refered to your ass as plush and cavernous Richard Gere said it a was a Habitrail with speed bumps

 

[Coley 1334]

she wont be around lomg then ,,,

anytime you take nude pics of your girl they will be smiling and stuff in pics ,,,after they see pics they will always get pissed at you

how old did u say your daughter was :dontknow: if she around 19 you should bring her to austin

 

[Ironhead]

how old did u say your daughter was :dontknow: if she around 19 you should bring her to austin

problem is you have to take the kids too

 

[Stingray]

Actually since she's 18 I doubt there's many guys on here that did date her that would be on here...

That would fit Prof's age range for his g/f's.

 

[BigRed460]

 

[includemeout]

That would fit Prof's age range for his g/f's.

Yep 18 to 80 blind ,crippled, or crazy

 

[Django]

Sounds like she just wasn't interested.....

Excuses usually mean just one thing: "Hasta la vista, baby".

D

 

[FastSRT19]

That would fit Prof's age range for his g/f's.

Mine too! My GF is 22!

 

[FerrariTruck]

Judging by the posts you make and how you have talked about yourself i can describe you as someone who is full of it. On top of not really being funny and wearing goldconfused: ) jeez man less is more. maybe you should stop taking advice from your jew lawyer

 

[Yellow venom]

Hell my g/f likes my truck. Although she dated 2 scum bags with the same truck I do. Except mine is a 06 theres was a 04/05. We were talking about cars and now she's thinking about getting an Audi and asked me what I want and I said a Viper GTS. I love my girl ....


Scoo look at this way atleast she didn't want you for your money!

Does she have a sister? LOL!!

 

[WizzySRT10]

Does she have a sister? LOL!!

Yes but she's married.

 

[scoobert]

YEAH ANY SCUMBAGS I WILL GIVE HER NUMBER TOO.
she said she slept with 5 guys i am thinking 15. scumbags are easy to find.

 

[OSO]

YEAH ANY SCUMBAGS I WILL GIVE HER NUMBER TOO.
she said she slept with 5 guys i am thinking 15. scumbags are easy to find.

She only slept with 5 guys what is she 12 or ugly?

 

[Ironhead]

She only slept with 5 guys what is she 12 or ugly?

she went out with him didnt she hahahahah,,,j/k

 

[Riff62]

Too much money?...I have never heard that before....maybe you are just repugnant...look it up..

 

[scoobert]

i might be aloof, incapable of empathy, socially awkward, but never repugnant.