Venom Power
Full Access Member
Okay boys and girl. Here is a poem I wrote last year and posted on the Efool forum. Not all of us had the displeasure of being a part of that forum so this poem may be familiar to many yet new at the same time. It mentions some old kills but still it fits the occasion and I thought it would bring some Christmas cheer to our holy place. Enjoy...
T’was the week before Christmas driving fast in a great hurry;
Not a thing could be seen ‘cause everything to looked blurry.
While looking for prey switching a highway ramp;
He appeared back in the distance flashing his Mopar head lamps.
I let off the throttle and slowed down with care;
In hopes that he’ll catch up and it will be fair.
I was warm and nestled all snug in my seat;
Feeling calm and collected ‘cause this truck won’t be beat.
And #1900 with her high octane and me in my Santa cap;
I checked to make sure my seatbelt was strapped...
When out of my tail pipes there arose such a roar;
And a S281 in my mirror just asking for more.
So away after a downshift I flew like a flash;
Laughing as he gave up with a new rip for an ass.
The bright sun on the breast of the asphalt could blind;
Gave luster to the supercharged object left behind.
When, what from his wondering eyes would fast disappear;
But a silver colored sleigh with over 500 reindeer.
With me as the driver, so lively and quick;
He’ll remember the cap and say he was whipped by St. Nick.
I remembered the past of the many I defeated;
How many more will be angry? How many more will be heated?
More rapid than eagles the rivals went as they came;
Yet I whistle as I passed them and called them by name:
“Now Saleen! Now Supra! Now Cobra and M5
On Lightning! On Hemi, On S4 all wheel drive.
From the entrance ramp of the freeway to the fast lane wall;
Now I'm on my way! So move out my way! Or get blown away all.â€
But next was an Audi, an A4 as they say;
He thought he could outrun me but definitely not today.
So fast up the freeway screaming horses they flew;
With a sleigh full of high octane, and my Santa hat too.
I hovered right at 120 as I played with him a while;
Then with a shift of a gear 145 read the dial.
I could imagine his disappointment as I drove out of sight;
“Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!â€
T’was the week before Christmas driving fast in a great hurry;
Not a thing could be seen ‘cause everything to looked blurry.
While looking for prey switching a highway ramp;
He appeared back in the distance flashing his Mopar head lamps.
I let off the throttle and slowed down with care;
In hopes that he’ll catch up and it will be fair.
I was warm and nestled all snug in my seat;
Feeling calm and collected ‘cause this truck won’t be beat.
And #1900 with her high octane and me in my Santa cap;
I checked to make sure my seatbelt was strapped...
When out of my tail pipes there arose such a roar;
And a S281 in my mirror just asking for more.
So away after a downshift I flew like a flash;
Laughing as he gave up with a new rip for an ass.
The bright sun on the breast of the asphalt could blind;
Gave luster to the supercharged object left behind.
When, what from his wondering eyes would fast disappear;
But a silver colored sleigh with over 500 reindeer.
With me as the driver, so lively and quick;
He’ll remember the cap and say he was whipped by St. Nick.
I remembered the past of the many I defeated;
How many more will be angry? How many more will be heated?
More rapid than eagles the rivals went as they came;
Yet I whistle as I passed them and called them by name:
“Now Saleen! Now Supra! Now Cobra and M5
On Lightning! On Hemi, On S4 all wheel drive.
From the entrance ramp of the freeway to the fast lane wall;
Now I'm on my way! So move out my way! Or get blown away all.â€
But next was an Audi, an A4 as they say;
He thought he could outrun me but definitely not today.
So fast up the freeway screaming horses they flew;
With a sleigh full of high octane, and my Santa hat too.
I hovered right at 120 as I played with him a while;
Then with a shift of a gear 145 read the dial.
I could imagine his disappointment as I drove out of sight;
“Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!â€
:rock:
