Valentines Card for the Wife

[Django]

How 'bout......
Dearest wife and loving companion,
Your are my life and my love for you runs as deep as a canyon.

or

Dearest wife and loving companion,
My love for you runs as deep as a canyon.

Na, I'm not looking for a job a Hallmark either.

I prefer to go directly to the essence of things.

I'm not trying to create some sappy rhyme.....

Any schmuck with a rhyming dictionary can do that.

Moon, June, spoon, croon, tune, loon, prune....... :dontknow:

D

 

[JTS VENOM PERFORMANCE]

what about # 11?

When I married you , you sexed me up until my anus puckered


now all I get from you is what comes from the anus?

 

[SilvrSRT10]

what about # 11?

When I married you , you sexed me up until my anus puckered


now all I get from you is what comes from the anus?

Na, You shouldn't work for hallmark either.

 

[JTS VENOM PERFORMANCE]

Na, You shouldn't work for hallmark either.

dangit

 

[Dom426]

they all suck pretty bad

 

[Django]

If it's redneck poetry yer after, here's one'a my favorites (and Lynette's too):

Baby, I would low crawl 250 miles thru barbed wired, broken glass and dawg shit just to hear you break wind into a 5 gallon can over a long distance telephone....

D

 

[FATJACK]

Ain't no Redneck gonna crawl 250 miles for nothin'!!!

 

[ViperJeff]

they will for a beer

 

[jbilledeaux]

2 lmao