Voices

[ntw0rk]

There's a guy who lives in Ohio. One morning, he hears a voice in his head.

The voice says, "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas."

He ignores the voice.

Later in the day, he hears the voice again. "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas."

Again, he ignores the voice.

Soon he hears the voice every minute of the day. "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas."He can't take it anymore. He believes the voice. He quits his job, sells his house, takes all his money, and flies to Las Vegas.As soon as he steps off the plane, the voice says, "Go to Caesar's Palace." He goes to Caesar's Palace.The voice says, "Make your way to the roulette table." He goes to the roulette table.The voice says, "Put all your money on RED 23." He puts all his money on RED 23.The dealer spins the wheel. It comes up BLACK 17.

The voice says "Dammit!"

 

[FlyingLow]

Ha!!!!!!

 

[Begood]

That is how it would be for me.

Bill.

 

[ntw0rk]

Another one about voices:

A blonde decides to go ice fishing one day. So, she goes to the local sporting goods store and buys all the equipment she needs to go ice fishing.

She goes out into the middle of the ice and cuts a hole. Just as she is about to drop the line into the hole, she hears a booming voice overhead, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
So, she picks up here stuff and moves to another spot, cuts a hole prepares the bait. "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
Again, heeding the voice, she moves to yet another spot. She sits down, cuts a hole, and since it is cold this time she decides to start a small fire, then she prepares her bait. Again she hears: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

"GOD!?" she yells.

The reply comes in the booming voice again, "NO! THIS IS THE ICE-RINK MMANAGER, THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

 

[OCBob]

hehehehe, I've learned to just tune those voices out. Just like I did with the OL. hehe

 

[Django]

Voices.......................................Yikes.

SD

 

[TheSickness]

Did someone say Voices They tell me to do things all the time that are bad...Like hurt things Tear the wings off of Butterfly's, smash insects, and have sex with Stinkers sheep doll

 

[Kevan]

I thought this was a thread about the Russ Ballard song.

My bad.