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A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his
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>>mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy.
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>>His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
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>>Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he
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>>kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes
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>>to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast
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>>and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get
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>>any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
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>>Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any
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>>eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for
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>>a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't
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>>getting any milk."
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>>Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat
>>halfway across the kitchen.
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>>The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says: "Are you
>>going to tell him, or should I?"
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>>mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy.
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>>His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
>>
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>>Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he
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>>kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes
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>>to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast
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>>and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get
>>
>>any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
>>
>>
>>Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any
>>
>>eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for
>>
>>a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't
>>
>>getting any milk."
>>
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>>Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat
>>halfway across the kitchen.
>>
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>>The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says: "Are you
>>going to tell him, or should I?"