Welfare Office!

[Hamrhead]

Welfare Office!


A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter
and says, 'Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare checks. I'd really rather have a job.'


The social worker behind the counter says, 'Your timing is excellent. We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur
and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter.


You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your
clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be
expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to
satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.
The starting salary is $90,000 a year.'





The guy, wide-eyed, says, 'You're Bullshittin' me!'



The Social Worker says, 'Yeah, well... You started it.' :aetsch: :laugh: :hahaha: :rofl:

 

[Deibs]

Hah, reminds me of this email i got recently.

Message From A Hard Working Albertan

I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit.
In order to earn that pay cheque, as I work on a rig site or a Fort Mac construction project, I am required to pass a random urine test, with which I have no problem.

What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test.
Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare cheque because I have to pass one to earn it for them…….??

Please understand – I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet.
I do on the other hand have a problem with helping someone sit on their arse drinking beer & smoking dope.

Could you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance cheque…….?

Please pass this along if you agree or simply delete if you don't.

Hope you all will pass it along though, because something has to change in this country, and soon…..!

 

[Gaboon]

Hah, reminds me of this email i got recently.

Message From A Hard Working Albertan

I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit.
In order to earn that pay cheque, as I work on a rig site or a Fort Mac construction project, I am required to pass a random urine test, with which I have no problem.

What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test.
Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare cheque because I have to pass one to earn it for them…….??

Please understand – I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet.
I do on the other hand have a problem with helping someone sit on their arse drinking beer & smoking dope.

Could you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance cheque…….?

Please pass this along if you agree or simply delete if you don't.

Hope you all will pass it along though, because something has to change in this country, and soon…..!

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