What Level of Hell Are YOU Headed For? (According to Dante)

[OCBob]

Here is a little test that will let you know just how deep into the bowels of hell you can expect to fall. I'll be down on the 8th level, so if any of the rest of you will be joining me, the first round is on me. LOL.

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

 

[OCBob]

Oh, and just in case you wonder just when you will be arriving this will help.

http://www.deathclock.com/

A friend of mine just found out he's been dead for the last 2 years, it explains a lot LOL.

 

[RedSrt007]

Your fate has been decided....

You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory! ​

Purgatory

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

:dontknow: :dontknow:

 

[OCBob]

Your fate has been decided....

You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory! ​

Purgatory

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

:dontknow: :dontknow:

Guess we won't be running into each other hehehehehe

 

[FlyingLow]

I'm on the 8th level with you. Lets get pissed!!

 

[ViperJeff]

2nd level....

Is that goood?

 

[ViperJeff]

Oh, and just in case you wonder just when you will be arriving this will help.

http://www.deathclock.com/

A friend of mine just found out he's been dead for the last 2 years, it explains a lot LOL.

Great news, I have a few more days

Wednesday, August 19, 2048

This gives me 42 years to mess with Mikey. :star:

 

[DrPierceMD]

3rd level

 

[Hamrhead]

Looks as if I'm F'd. Wonder if I'll be alone?:dontknow: **EDIT** I'll have the Doc with me!! ^^ :rock:


The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 3 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Third Level of Hell!
Third Level of Hell

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In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.

 

[Begood]

On June 5th of 2031, I will be going to the 2nd level. Yeah Right, there is NFW I am going to live that long.

Bill.

 

[blackramsrt-10]

:evil: guess im stuck on the 5th level by myself

 

[muscletrucks]

November 4th 2066 I will be heading to the 2nd level. That means I am going to live to be 94.

My fiance will be dead in 2044 (according to the website), so I guess I'll have 20 years to chase 20 year old hotties. I just hope I am filthy rich, have all my wits about me, and someone has improved Viagra by then!! :rock:

 

[ViperJeff]

November 4th 2066 I will be heading to the 2nd level. That means I am going to live to be 94.

My fiance will be dead in 2044 (according to the website), so I guess I'll have 20 years to chase 20 year old hotties. I just hope I am filthy rich, have all my wits about me, and someone has improved Viagra by then!! :rock:

Dude....

Just get the inplant, you can sport that wooooooody 24hrs a day, no side effects

 

[Django]

Although the poet Dante Alighieri is but a mere mortal and, as such, NOT in charge of our dispositions in Eternity....... I took this vacuuos and imbecilic test anyway............

It is interesting to note that Dante offers Purgatory as his highest level of acquisition within the context of this ludicrous exercise.............. Even Mother Teresa and the Lord Jesus Christ can ascend no further........... It's metaphysically absurd....

I'm in with the same (Purgatory) bunch as Patrick...................poor Patrick.....

Dante spends altogether too much of his literary time following Virgil through the nine circles of hell when he could have used his most precious resource (time) in persuit of far more humble but heavenly aspirations........

SD

 

[bikertat]

Well it looks like I'll be on the second level with some of ya.....but not til 2067---damn I'll be 91 yrs old.....back to diapers I guess.....they always say "history repeats itself".

 

[ChristopherSRT10]

Well, I guess I'll stop by the 2nd level, have a beer and then proceed on to level 5. That's right number 5. I am vindictive.

 

[Silverback]

Level 5

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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

However I'm very confused. There rating goes from "Very Low" to "High" with Extreme in the middle. Does that mean Level 5 is worse that Level 9.:dontknow:

Oh yeah, I'm a 5. Go figure.

Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Very High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Extreme
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

 

[ChristopherSRT10]

I think that's the odds of people making it there. We fucking rock in the 5th level of hell. Can I bring my bible and crucifix, you reckon?

 

[OCBob]

Level 5

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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

However I'm very confused. There rating goes from "Very Low" to "High" with Extreme in the middle. Does that mean Level 5 is worse that Level 9.:dontknow:

Oh yeah, I'm a 5. Go figure.

Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Very High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Extreme
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

Sucks to be you. I bet you're stuck listening to Mr Roboto all day long hehehehehehe

 

[Silverback]

Sucks to be you. I bet you're stuck listening to Mr Roboto all day long hehehehehehe

The only thing worse than being me, is knowing me.