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So I had some errands to run tonight, target and home depot. I go to target and then run over to home depot. When I walk out of the store and go to put a piece of angle in the truck and there is a damn chicken in the bed of my truck. I know I live in a small texas town but jesus how in the hell does a chicken show up in the middle of a freaking home depot parking lot. The bastard thinks it belongs there and wont get out. I called the wife and said there is a chicken in the bed of my truck. Well I gave it a helluva ride on the way home and that SOB was still in the back of my truck when I got home. I just came inside and left it in the bed, Ill probably wake up to find it in my living room. Next time its going to get the royal head under the wing treatment.
 
that is awsome! what you should have done is let the tailgate down then
punch it! i think the chicken would have survived :dontknow:

Sharpi
 
Sharpimage said:
that is awsome! what you should have done is let the tailgate down then
punch it! i think the chicken would have survived :dontknow:

Sharpi
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:rofl: :rofl: I would love to see that!
 
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road

A: Heard there was a Viper on the other side
 
if i can get the dark ass picture off my cell phone you can see it. It was funny as hell to see a chicken in my truck. The funny thing is the house that I just moved to has the typical restrictions on a home in the city. It is on a golf course that has a country club and for some reason I can have horses. I dont know if the deed said anything about chickens will need to check. Need to check and see what kind of hexes involve live solid black chickens.

Chris
 
around austin texas pissing of people by driving a gas guzzling monster is easy. Now to find out how many of them could be using chickens to do their bidding is the hard part. Ill wait until tomorrow to go out and see if the chicken is still around and make sure I have a full 15 round clip in my glock 22.
 
Texas Yellow Fever said:
I don't care who you are, that's some funny shit right there. I guess you're gonna have to wring it's neck and fry it up on Sunday...:D
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Don't forget the brew(beer)! :rock:

Sharpi
 
Black1 said:
Well... :dontknow: I figured, if he DID in fact piss some dude off, he would have an idea where the chicken came from if the dude looked like... THIS--->

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:dontknow: :D :p
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Well hell that answer it that is my neighbor.


When I was in highschool and had a summber job one of the guys caught a rogue chicken. We were putting its head under its wing and spinning it in a big loop. Im sure some of you have one this before. When the guy set it down it laid an egg, thats some funny shat. Normally it would just "sleep" for awhile but that time was great. Maybe this was payback.
 
Its a shitty picture but you can almost see the outline.

CHICKEN.jpg
 
sirhc76 said:
Its a shitty picture but you can almost see the outline.

CHICKEN.jpg
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I don't see no chicken :dontknow: What are you smokin out there in Texas? :D :p :p ;) :star:
 
Hilarious story by the way :rock: :rock: :D :dontknow:
 
So, did you invite the chicken in for breakfast?


"C'mon on in little buddy. Ya hungry? Want some eggs?...... oh, sorry!"
 
had_to_have_it said:
drive-by chickening
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Maybe you are on to something here.:idea: :idea:

I'm now thinking it was someone wanting to egg your truck and just got confused with that Chicken and Egg thing. You know, which came first.:dontknow:

After all, it is Texas, right?:confused: :dontknow: ;) :D


Probably going to get death threats after that one.:eek: :D
 
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